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MEIN WASSER IST SCHMUTZIG
those aren't real clouds in the traditional sense.
mister, we've already had some earthquakes.
they say right here's gonna be beachfront property
and with it will come the horseflies and teenagers
with their madison avenue accessories.
mein wasser ist schmutzig.
a one gig hard drive the year i first used a computer
costs $319,000.
what do you mean this isn't covered by my policy?
that company's fracking caused it.
now they're naming winter storms, what's next?
what did you say the deductible for this is?
3% of the dwelling value?
what's 3% of $135,000? oh my god, i'm ruined.
mein wasser ist schmutzig.
the ocean creeps closer, compartmentalized
into kafkaesque locations that can only be neutralized
by the robot dance
by the robot dance.
where do they dump all the dead computers now?
where do they dump all the dead computers now?
we've had the secret monsoons
and more secret monsoons are on the way.
what is it again that pollinates?
the correct answer is "the sea is taking LSD."
no, just kidding; the water's converting to acid
and the phytoplankton hunger strike
laughing with their data plan smirks.
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