Lord WeatherbySanta Claus Is Freaking Me Out Comedy

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fiogf49gjkf0d Don't tell me not to cry and not to pout Santa Claus is freaking me out I have a million questions spinning round my head Until I get some answers I refuse to go to bed Like how can a fat man fit down my chimney? Carrying all those presents for you and for me Ever wonder how he lands his sleigh on your roof? Don't you think you'd wake up to the sound of all those hooves? Don't tell me not to cry and not to pout Santa Claus is freaking me out I have a million questions spinning round my head Since he lives at the North Pole, I'm asking you instead Tell me how he does it all in just one night Nine reindeer and just one sleigh does not sound right Maybe Santa travels in a UFO? Fast as light and painted white to blend in with the snow Don't tell me not to cry and not to pout Santa Claus is freaking me out I have a Christmas wishlist he's never even seen But somehow half the stuff ends up beneath my Christmas tree It's all so overwhelming for my milk and cookie brain If only you could understand my grief and all my pain So save me please from Santa's snare before I go insane Don't tell me not to cry and not to pout Santa Claus is freaking me out 9,000 people living in my neighborhood alone That's not including cats and dogs who at least get a bone Don't tell me not to cry and not to pout Santa Claus is freaking me out I have a million questions spinning round my head Until I get some answers I refuse to go to bed x