From the psychedelic symprog 'Elec-Tro Magnon Artichoke Zombie' album.
Trixie... Tara White
Captain Z... Mike Hughes
Roger... Eddie Gore
Rocket interior... Lyle Holdahl
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Flight preparation by Trixie, Captain Z and Roger for the rest of the album.
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In The Rocket
Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you. At this time, we request that all listening devices remain on full for the duration of the flight. We remind you that this is presumably non-smoking flight. Smoking is prohibited on the entire ship particularly in the engines and landing pad area. Tampering with or destroying the disabled and/or smoke detectors in the labratory is prohibited by law. If you have any questions about today's flight or flight attendants, please don't... hesitate to ask. I'm Trixie your Flight Head Attendant. And on behalf of Captain Z and the entire crew, welcome aboard transDimensional- flight 594, non-stop service from Here to There. Our flight time will be negative 3 Hours and 58 Minutes. We will be flying at an altitude of 20 Foot/Meters at a ground speed of 18 million Foot/Meters per second. Make sure your seat belt is correctly fastened. Make sure your seat trays and back tables are in their full uptight position. So now on behalf of Captain Z and the entire crew of TransDimensional- relax and enjoy the ride. Thank You.
Aah... Flight Attendants/Cabin Crew, please repair for gate departure.
Flight Attendants/Cabin Crew, doors on random automatic, cross-check and retort. Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to direct your attention to the television monitors directly over your seat.
We will be showing our safety demonstration and would like the next few minutes of your complete undecided attention.
(TransDimensional Safety and You....)
Aah... I'm sorry... the video system is down so we request your full attention as Roger will demonstration himself in the aisle during the safety features of this aircraft. When the seat belt sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt- Inserting the metal fittings one into the other and then the other- Loosely pulling on the tight end of the strap and releasing the upper portion of the buckle lift. We suggest that you keep your seat... as we experience turbulence. There are several necessary emergency exits on this ship. Please take a few moments now to locate your favorite. In some cases floor-level lighting will guide you towards the exits. Each door is equipped with an inflatable slide which may detach. Spot and memorize any fellow passanger you feel you could use as a floatation device. Oxygen and the air pressure are always being monitored In the event of a decompression. An oxygen mask will magically appear in front of you to start the flow of oxygen. Inhale and pull the mask towards you. Place the concave side of the mask firmly over your nose and mouth, snapping the elastic band behind your head. Breathe normally even though the bag does not inflate. Oxygen is flowing to the mask If you are travelling with a child. Keep your mask on until a uninformed crew member who requires assistance advises you to remove it. In the event of an emergency, please assume the braking position. Scream forward with your hands on top of your head and your elbows flapping against your neighbors seat in front of you. assume your feet are flat on the floor. Pull the cushion from the seat, slip your flapping arms into the straps, and hug the cushion to your face. You will find this and all the other safety information in the card located in the seat pocket in front of you. We strongly suggest you look at the pictures before take-off.
Flight attendants, repair for take-off.
Cabin crew, please take your seats to your seats for take-off- Thank you.
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