J. Patrick SharpeWho Pissed In Your Corn Flakes? (Husband's Prayer) Folk/Acoustic Rock/Americana

Link to IndieMusicPeople! Advertise on IndieMusicPeople! Export IndieMusicPeople Player!

There's nothing worse than not knowing. © J. Patrick Sharpe Lyrics and music by J. Patrick Sharpe

This morning I couldn’t help but notice That you woke up on the wrong side of bed And the fire in the whites of your eyes Seemed to me to be unusually red You’re glaring at me over your coffee It’s bound to come out eventually So tell me, who pissed in your corn flakes? For God sakes I hope it’s not me Did your mother call again last evening? Just ignore everything that she said Did the next door neighbor come calling About the beer cans he found in his flowerbed? This can’t be as bad as the arguments we had When I forgot our anniversary (again) So tell me, who pissed in your corn flakes? For God sakes I hope it’s not me Did someone cut you off out on the highway Or cut in line in the convenience store? I can’t take the stress of trying to guess If I’ll be sleeping tonight on the floor Honey, you know I’m a lover not a fighter OK I’m not a fighter, on that we can agree But how can we bury the hatchet When you sharpen it right there in front of me To take you in my arms and hold you Is like hugging a hive full of bees Please tell me, who pissed in your corn flakes? For God sakes, I hope it’s not me x

Song Comments More Words and Music So glad this song is up again. Loved it the first time and still do!!!