Toe-tappin', beer-drinkin', no verse-in', no chorusin', not exactly politically correct, just for fun country song. If you have a sense of humor, you might like it enough to play it again to see if you actually heard what you thought you heard.
We give credit to whoever stole the jukebox for the inspiration for this song LOL!
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fiogf49gjkf0d SOMEONE STOLE THE JUKEBOX
Copyright 1994 Terry Hogan (BMI)
SOMEONE STOLE THE JUKEBOX FROM OUR FAVORITE BAR
I KNEW THAT CRIME WAS GETTIN' BAD, BUT THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
A BULLETIN CAME ON T.V., THEY'RE CALLIN' IN THE F.B.I.
BUT IF OUR BEER DRINKIN' BUDDIES CATCH 'EM FIRST
WE'RE GONNA STRING 'EM WAY UP HIGH.
NOW THERE AIN'T NO GLANCIN' AT THE PRETTY GIRLS DANCIN'
AND NOBODY FEELS MUCH LIKE ROMANCIN'
THERE AIN'T NO PLAYIN' MY FAVORITE SONG
IT'S HARD TO DO WITH THE JUKEBOX GONE.
SOMEONE STOLE THE JUKEBOX, WHERE COULD OUR JUKEBOX BE ?
AND WHEN THEY DID, THEY TOOK OUR COUNTRY SONGS FROM A TO Z
WE'RE A LITTLE HOW DOWN IN A LITTLE OL' TOWN
AND WE CAN'T AFFORD A REAL, LIVE BAND
AND IF WE CATCH THOSE JUKEBOX BURGLARS,
WE'LL TAKE MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS.
NO DRINKIN' MAN WOULD EVER THINK OF CAUSIN' THIS MUCH PAIN
IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME HIPPIES WHO WERE SHOOTIN' UP COCAINE.
NOW EVERYBODY'S WONDERIN' JUST WHY I'M BUYIN' BEERS
SINCE THEY TOOK THAT JUKEBOX, I'VE GOT QUARTERS COMIN' OUT MY EARS
BUT A COUNTRY SONG JUST AIN'T THE SAME ON A TRANSISTOR RADIO
AND IF WE DON'T GET THAT OL' JUKEBOX BACK,
WE'LL FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO GO.
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO GLANCIN' AT THE PRETTY GIRLS DANCIN'
AND NOBODY FEELS MUCH LIKE ROMANCIN'
AND THERE AIN'T NO PLAYIN' MY FAVORITE SONG
IT'S HARD TO DO WITH THE JUKEBOX GONE.
WELL, SOMEONE STOLE THE JUKEBOX FROM OUR FAVORITE BAR
I KNEW THAT CRIME WAS GETTIN' BAD, BUT THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
A BULLETIN CAME ON T.V., THEY'RE CALLIN' IN THE F.B.I.
BUT THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION SAYS
WE AIN'T A-GONNA ASK 'EM WHY
WE'LL PICK AN IMPARTIAL JURY FROM THE BAR
AND WE'LL STRING 'EM WAY UP HIGH
"ALL SUSPECTS ARE GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT IN A COURT OF LAW "
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