Lex ZaletaHopeless Romantic (with Dusty Drake) Country

Link to IndieMusicPeople! Advertise on IndieMusicPeople! Export IndieMusicPeople Player!

I've got undies from all my brides Galen Breen, production; Dusty Drake, vocals; Lex Zaleta, lyrics

I've got undies from all my brides

HOPELESS ROMANTIC Take her to a movie, Bring the popcorn from home; Use words like “fab” and “groovy,” “Cookie, lend me your comb!” Like those years in “juvey” For hot wiring that chrome; Show her I’m no newbie, Let my hugging arm roam. I’m a hopeless romantic When it comes to the chicks – I mean broads. I’m no hick in from the sticks; I know how to light their Bics® – I mean bods. Take her out to dinner - The McDonald’s® drive-thru. Tell her they’re all winners On the dollar menu. My hair’s getting’ thinner, But my do-rag’ll do. I’m sure no beginner; Brought along the cold brew. I’m a hopeless romantic When it comes to the chicks – I mean broads. I’m no hick in from the sticks; I know how to light their Bics® – I mean bods. Get her back to my place, My cozy double-wide. Run right to second base When I get her inside. Can’t wait to see her face; I know she’ll be tongue-tied When she sees my trophy case Of rings from all my brides. I’ve got undies from my brides, Small animals that died, Fish in formaldehyde. I’m a hopeless romantic When it comes to the chicks – I mean broads. I’m no hick in from the sticks I know how to light their Bics® – I mean bods. Copyright © 2008 Lex Zaleta x