Being banned from driving can be fun!
Writen sung and played by John Wood.
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Ive been drinking, and driving, and had a lot of fun.
Ive never hurt anyone.
but Im back on my bike again.
My bike gives me a pain in the bum
but its so much fun,
you get to talk to everyone.
My bike dont need no MOT
or insurance you see,
and it does not burn fuel.
so I dont have to pay VAT, on that old MOT.
or tax on the insurance you see.
or fuel tax, or vat on the fuel tax,
or the road tax He He.
The Goverment thinks Im a drunken bum,
so Its given me all this tax free fun,
and a carbon foot print lower than David Cameron,
Ive been drinking and driving,
and had a lot of fun,
and have never hurt anyone.
but the goverment still thinks Im a drunken bum.
So to stop me falling on my arse, they have given me a free bus pass,
oh halliluya man.
Ive been drinking and driving,
and had a lot of fun, and have never hurt anyone.
But if everybody done, what I have done,
the Goverment, would run out of funds.
So please don't do what I have done,
I want a sponser for all my fun.
So keep on driving and be good,
or you might end up with Lunacy, like that John wood.
rock on!
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