The benefits of pushups
(C) Helmut Licht
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PUSHUPS
I saw my doctor, to get a checkup
He said my health was fine
But that my EKG was slightly out of line.
He said: My friend! Don’t get upset
But, please, take my advice
And start to do some form of exercise.
You should do pushups in the morning
Pushups all day long
And as you do your pushups
You should sing a happy song.
Take a cold shower,
Take it twice a day
And it will make your troubles go away.
Woke up one morning and had some time
So I turned on my TV
I flicked the channels to find something right for me.
And there she was, in leotards
As pretty as can be
And this she said looking straight at me:
You should do pushups in the morning
Pushups all day long
And as you do your pushups
You should sing a happy song.
Take a cold shower,
Take it twice a day
And it will make your troubles go away.
You feel romantic, your partner’s not
Well, what is one to do?
Those headaches make you feel so sad and blue.
Don’t get upset, don’t start a fight!
This problem’s nothing new –
Wait till the morning, and then here is what you do:
You should do pushups in the morning
Pushups all day long
As as you do your pushups
You should sing a happy song.
Take a cold shower,
Take it twice a day
And it will make your troubles go away.
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