Michael Jost
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fiogf49gjkf0d She thinks it’s funny
When she takes all my money
Has the nerve to call me "honey"
I swear it man
Cuz she’s out with her friends
She’s never gonna make amends
Oh God, she gives me the bends
God she gives me the bends.
I’m in the dark
She’s left a mark
And that’s the truth
She's so uncouth.
She’s out buying clothes
Like G-strings, and panty-hose
When I don’t even own a bathrobe
I wish I had a bathrobe
She’s always on the phone
Applying for another loan
I wish she’d throw me a bone
Come on, throw me a bone.
I’m in the dark
She’s left a mark
And that’s the truth
She's so uncouth.
Now she’s pregnant again
She sums up living in sin
With a smile pre-dorsal-fin
Like a tiger shark
She wants a wedding ring
She’ll trade it for a weekend fling
As long as I don’t go and sing
As long as I don't go and sing.
I’m in the dark
She’s left a mark
And that’s the truth
She's so uncouth.
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