Michael Jost
jeremi handrinos
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So you want to change the world
With your hula-hoop swirl,
and a Mag–light?
So you join the Vice squad,
but when things get macabre
you don’t feel right?
So you call in the Feds
To count the paper shreds
down at Enron square,
but Bush denies the loan,
and Clinton hides the phone
at the County Fair.
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Now I wonder which
Pig they’ll switch
Scapegoat that they’ll ditch
To get the first prize.
I was at the seance
When Piggy blew the conch
for the Lord of the Flies.
The girls began to dance
To the Casteneda chants,
and the Humble Pie.
They brought Reagan in a chair.
To play truth, or dare,
but he would not point.
‘Til Nancy read my palm
while King David sang his Psalms
for the Israelites.
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Now I wonder which
Pig they’ll switch
Scapegoat they’ll ditch
To get the first prize.
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