Red Roses Blacks Picks
Do me fast and hard with your rock and roll.

2008 IAIA Golden Kayak Nominees
nominated for Best Hard Rock Song

REAL HARD Alternative
She should've joined us in the HARD side of Alternative, but alas prefers the HUGE genre of HARD ROCK which she and her LICKS freakin' DOMINATE!

Energy and Passion
No lack of power and energy here!

Phamous Phlegm Phavourites
C'mon !!! Of Course she's up in here. A very accomplished Actor (Actress?) in FILM, and an AMAZING voice for post-millenium Rock & Roll ta boot. How can you NOT LOVE this fuckin' tune?

Kayak Number One Songs!
week 181

eYe
Kick ass Juliette, drops a bomb and lays down a killer shredding rocker ya rocking girl

SMACK
Kick ass Juliette, drops a bomb and lays down a killer shredding rocker ya rocking girl

The Gatekeeper
Kick ass Juliette, drops a bomb and lays down a killer shredding rocker ya rocking girl

Velocity
Kick ass Juliette, drops a bomb and lays down a killer shredding rocker ya rocking girl

SOLAR WINDS
Kick ass Juliette, drops a bomb and lays down a killer shredding rocker ya rocking girl

eYe
Juliette drops a bomb here and lays down a kick ass rocker

THIS IS WAR
Juliette drops a bomb here and lays down a kick ass rocker

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