Grandpa suddenly hit the jackpot, and his Grandson wants to figure out how.
Gary Paul Thompson, Udio and Eric in an enigmatic partnership. Copyright 2024 by tarotkid productions.
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Grandpa pulled up in a brand new Corvette,
Wearing gold chains and a new Rolex set,
“Grandpa,” I said, “where’d you get all this bling?”
He laughed and replied, “It’s a funny thing.”
Spent my youth on the farm, always tight,
But my feet found fame on a wild website,
With a camera and a click, found my gold,
Now I’m living the dream, or so I’m told.
He laughed and replied, “It’s a funny thing.”
Spent my youth on the farm, always tight,
But my feet found fame on a wild website,
With a camera and a click, found my gold,
Now I’m living the dream, or so I’m told.
[chorus]
Grandpa started selling pictures of his feet,
Turned them wrinkled toes into a real treat,
Got himself a yacht and a penthouse view,
Who knew Grandpa’s feet could make his dreams come true?
[verse]
When Grandma found out, she almost lost her cool,
“Selling foot pics online? Boy, you’re a fool!”
My cousins and my aunts burst out in a laugh,
“Grandpa’s toes are famous?” It’s a family gaffe.
Uncle Joe was jealous, tried it out himself,
But no one wanted pics of his corns and welts,
Thanksgiving dinner, now it’s quite the scene,
With Grandpa’s feet the star of every meme.
Uncle Joe was jealous, tried it out himself,
But no one wanted pics of his corns and welts,
Thanksgiving dinner, now it’s quite the scene,
With Grandpa’s feet the star of every meme.
[chorus]
Grandpa started selling pictures of his feet,
Turned them wrinkled toes into a real treat,
Got himself a yacht and a penthouse view,
Who knew Grandpa’s feet could make his dreams come true?
[bridge]
Grandpa’s opening a gallery downtown,
Foot art everywhere, drawing quite the crowd,
Sculptures and paintings of his famous feet,
Grandpa’s toes make the gallery complete.
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