Dr. Pants - Donuts info, credits, lyrics, and comments at IndieMusicPeople

Dr. PantsDonuts Comedy Rap

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Monday, March 22, 2021 8:55:32 PM

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Monday, March 22, 2021 8:55:32 PM

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House

Larree's Choice Cuts

Attack of the Killer Strawberry Donuts

Your Love is Like a Pizza

Buy Me a Coffee

BOOM FM - a Desperado Revue station

IMP Community Station

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This song is about donuts.

I LOVE DONUTS-AND THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY
I EAT DONUTS AT NIGHT AND DONUTS IN THE DAY
I ATE 95 DONUTS JUST LAST WEEK
PEOPLE BE SAYIN' I'M SOME KIND OF FREAK
I EAT DONUTS FOR BREAKFAST AND DONUTS FOR LUNCH
DONUTS WITH BEER AND DONUTS WITH FRUIT PUNCH
GOT DONUTS IN MY CABINET AND DONUTS IN MY CAR
DONUTS AT THE STEAK HOUSE, DONUTS AT THE BAR
ONE TIME KRISPY KREME CALLED MY ANSWERING SERVICE
CAUSE I ONLY WENT 5 TIMES THAT DAY AND THEY GOT NERVOUS
THEN THEY CALLED THE COPS AND SAID I WAS DEAD
BUT, YO, I JUST CUT OUT AND WENT TO WINCHELL'S INSTEAD
DUNKIN DONUTS GOT THE CLASSIC STYLE BECAUSE
I USED TO EAT THEM WHEN I WAS A CHILD, BUT
7-11 DONUTS ARE MY FAVORITE KIND
IT'S LIKE RESCUING ORPHANS SOMEONE ELSE LEFT BEHIND

BROTHAS BE SAYIN' THAT I'M GONNA DIE
CUZ I'VE HAD NOTHING BUT DONUTS SINCE I WAS 25
BUT IF I DON'T LIVE LONG, YO, AT LEAST I ATE WELL
SURE HOPE I GO TO HEAVEN, AIN'T NO DONUTS IN HELL
GOT DONUTS IN MY PANTS AND DONUTS IN MY SHIRT
ATE 10 DONUTS FOR DINNER AND 5 FOR DESSERT
TOOK 3 DOZEN WITH ME TO WORK YESTERDAY
MY BOSS TRIED TO TAKE ONE, I SAID, "HOMIE DON'T PLAY"
IF YOU WANT SOME DONUTS GO GET YOUR OWN BOX
IF YOU TRY AND TAKE MY DONUTS I GET CRAZY LIKE A FOX
I STOPPED WATCHING TV CUZ THERE WEREN'T ANY DONUT SHOWS
I STOPPED PLAYING SPORTS I JUST PLAY GAMES WITH DONUT HOLES
MY HANDS ARE ALL STICKY AND CAKED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
AND I LOOK LIKE I SNORT COKE EVERY TIME I PICK A BOOGER
GOT 45 DOZEN IN MY WALK IN CLOSET
AND DONUTS IN THE BATHROOM WHILE I MAKE A DEPOSIT x

Song Comments

Larree's Choice Cuts
I don't remember exactly how I found this song - but when I did it became the instant inspiration for my 'Attack of the Killer Strawberry Donuts' station. Sometimes we have dessert before dinner. Have a donut!

IMP Community Station
song chosen by Larree I was eating a donut from the greatest donut stand in the universe - The Donut Man in Glendora, California. I searched for the perfect song to listen to while eating donuts here on IMP and this was the song that popped up. I listened to it for over an hour on a loop, I loved it so much. This song inspired my radio station, Attack of the Killer Strawberry Donuts. Enjoy! (And eat a donut.)