Helmut LichtWashing machines eat socks! Comedy

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All about a sock or two missing after you do the laundry

WASHING MACHINES EAT SOCKS Have you ever done your laundry And everything goes right The colors look so rich And the whites turn out so bright The socks go in drier The drying cycle's on But later, when you sort them You find: Some socks are gone. Everyone knows a mom can pull a splinter everyone knows that little boys throw rocks everyone knows that snowflakes fall in Winter And everyone know that a washing machine eats socks. Everyone knows that eyes are made for looking Everyone knows that little girls have locks Everyone knows that pots are made for cooking And everyone knows that a washing machine eats socks. You get up in the morning You had a good night's rest You take yourself a shower And then you go get dressed Your t-shirt and your undies Everything is there But when you look for socks, you can't Find a matching pair! Everyone knows that 6 and 1 is 7 Everyone knows that geese will fly in flocks Everyone knows that angels live in heaven And everyone knows that washing machines eats socks. Everyone knows on birthdays you blow candles Everyone knows that a burglar never knocks Everyone knows that motor bikes have handles And everyone knows that a washing machine eats socks. x

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