Too damn clever for their own good, Black Plastic Caskets has been making life-long enemies and converting literally dozens of people since 2011. Even without snug trousers or ridiculous haircuts, BPC consistently delivers catchy, stanky, and generally awesome recorded music and live sets. Be the first on YOUR block to try Black Plastic Caskets*!!! We're almost sure that you probably won't regret it.


*Black Plastic Caskets may cause hives, terminal acne, Club Foot, increased appetite, ear polyps, Moose Knuckle, fetid breath, runny eye, Tender Neck, drooling, unbearable tongue-itch, Salmon Sweat, and excessive thinking. Ask your doctor if BPC is right for you.

	Grand Official		Doom
	The Percentage		Doom

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