"This is Rotation! Not a Replacement! Meet your Substitute..." A fun spin to the ever changing dating scene as conceptualized only by the Committee.
Produced by Dame Grease and written/performed by Froman and the Sausage Committee
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MEET YO SUBSTITUTE (NOT A REPLACEMENT)
COME AND MEET YO SUBSTITUTE LADY (THIS IS ROTATION)
MEET YO SUBSTITUTE (NOT A REPLACEMENT)
COME AND MEET YO SUBSTITUTE GIRL (THIS IS ROTATION)
I GOT BENCH WARMERS AND GIRLS ON DECK
LINE UP IS TOP PITCHING RIGHT DOWN TO THE STRETCH
SERVING JACK LINX BUT ONLY TOO SOME
KNOWN TO GET 'EM GETTING FREAKY IN THE MOMENTS TO COME
SHE TALKING DIRTY IN MY EAR TRY TO MAKE ME SUCCUMB
HOLD UP! LET ME HANDLE BUSINESS BABY WAIT TIL I'M DONE
…JUST CAUSE YA FIRST DON’T MEAN YA THE ONE
...HAVE TO FIND A SPOT BETWEEN THE BACK AND THE FRONT
ROTATE LIKE FIRST STRING, SECOND AND THIRD
GOT A DEVELOPMENT LEAGUE FOR THOSE WHO AIN’T HEARD
JEALOUSY IN YA ACTION BUT I CALM YA WITH WORDS
RATIO OF WOMEN TO MEN IS KINDA ABSURD
YEAP…YOUNG MAN WITH THE BALLS AND THE NERVE
LOW TOLERANCE FOR $#!^ FIND THAT @$$ ON THE CURB
NOW…LIFE IS A GAME AND I TO PLAY TO EMERGE
ROTATE TO THE MUSIC LIKE WE PASSING THAT HERB YOU COMING OUT!!!
CHORUS 2X
(NUANCE CHANT)
SEX, NEXT OR LEAVE ‘EM ALONE
SEX, NEXT OR LEAVE ‘EM ALONE
SEX, NEXT OR LEAVE ‘EM ALONE
SEX, NEXT OR LEAVE ‘EM ALONE
WE RUN THE TIGHTEST SET OF FIVE IN THE GAME
REAL LUNCHBOX HONIES GIVIN A FUCK ABOUT ACCLAIM
THEY WAS STRUGGLIN TO MAKE IT FOR THEY SELF WHAT A SHAME
NOW STEP IN MY ARENA HEAR ‘EM SCREAMIN OUT THE COACH NAME (FRANK J!!!)
YOU HEARD RIGHT IT AIN’T NO “I” IN TEAM
GOTTA ORGANIZE SHORTIES IN THIS COLD REGIME
MY BOTTOM *()+#@ I MEAN THE CENTER GOTTA BOOTY SUPREME
THE POINT GODDESS IS THE SMARTEST SHE BE QUICK TO SCHEME
BUT SHORTY SCREAMED…
“IT AIN’T ENOUGH BALLS TO GO AROUND!”
NEXT DAY FRONT PAGE SHIPPED DAT @$$ OUTTA TOWN
TRADED FOR A ROLE PLAYER (FREAK) AND A PICK FIRST ROUND
THE FIRST NIGHT SHE WAS NERVOUS SO SHE BETTER REBOUND
“COACH JUMBO TELL US WHY YOU MADE THE DEAL
CAUSE IT SEEM LIKE THE OTHER TEAM GOT ‘EM A STEAL”
WE CUTTIN BIGGER CONTRACTS ‘FORE THEY SKILLS’LL PLUMMET
FRANKIE WONDERFUL ROTATING HONIES LIKE PAT SUMMIT
CHORUS 2X
BRIDGE
TOO MANY WOMEN CAUSE YA COMPLICATION
PRE-NUP NO FINANCE RELATION
SOME STAY SOME GO ON VACATION
GOTTA KEEP THEM GIRLS IN ROTATION
CHORUS 2X
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