Helmut LichtThe Pizza Man
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The great versatility of the Pizza Delivery Man


THE PIZZA MAN By: Helmut Licht

I looked into my icebox
It's empty and it's bare
I feel like eating something
But there is nothing special there -

But there's someone who can help me
And I know for sure he can
It's my good old chum, my buddy,
My friend the Pizza Man.

'Cause he delivers
Yes, He delivers
He's always on the go
Through rain and ice and snow
He delivers, Yes he can!
My friend the pizza man

An evil man was dying
He doesn't like it very well
So he asked me if I knew someone
Who can keep him out of hell

I said: "One man can help you
And I know for sure he can
It's my good old chum, my buddy,
My friend the Pizza Man.

My neighbor's wife is pregnant
She's really overdue
And now she is in labor
Oh my! What should she do!!??

There's someone who can help her
And I know for sure he can
It's my good old chum, my buddy,
My friend the Pizza Man.
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