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HugoNymphThe Duration of Relations Comedy

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A published medical study indicates that the average duration of sexual relations is 3-13 minutes, with a median of 7.3 minutes. This song is educational in nature, and strives to disseminate this important information...

Lyrics by Soodonymph. Music and performance by Hugo. (p) 2008 Hugh Hamilton - photo by flickr.com user "singlecupofcoffee" and used under creative commons license

THE DURATION OF RELATIONS
(lyrics by Soodonymph, music by Hugo)

The perfect duration
for a sexual relation
depends on location
and need for cessation

If you've a fixation
or need a gestation
There's no obligation
to rush to deflation

Just try a rotation
and much variation
and hopefully you'll get
a standing ovation

A little gyration
may ease your starvation
but it could result in eternal damnation!

*extract from Soodo's little book of sexual dilemmas
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Song Comments

THE NOBODIES CURSE!
-what's the world coming to -we ask??

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WOW!! This great collab happened almost as quickly as....uh...well,....you know. Nice work, team.

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TRUE STORY! Science is wonderful. Saw a news item, blogged about it in a way which provoked The Artiste Formerly Known As Soodonymph to provide lyrics, then I added music and recorded it - all in under a few hours...

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