This is a song by Kelvin Mulder, track 3 off of the album "The Colour of Sound" which was released on the 22th of december.
All instruments, lyrics and compositions by Kelvin Mulder
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Now don't you laugh at the title, I came up with it after watching an episode from 'Malcolm in the Middle'. The episode was called 'Reese pretends to be a vegetarian' and it was about Reese trying to score some girl by pretending to be something who he wasn't, a vegan.
The song is basically about how boys and girls lie to eachother, which is natural. Evolution wants the best to have sex with the best, youngsters have to cope with that so they'll make themselves look better.
Everyone does it, it's horrible but no hard feelings. As long as nobody is ashamed of who they are, then it's all alright. Just remember: I love you just the way you are.
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I just wanted to see what would happen to me
If I stopped eating meat for six point sixty six minutes
I’m impressing a girl, I’m trying to be a bull, isn’t it crazy what a man would do for sex?
You’re just something you’re not and you do it a lot
Is it so hard to trust people these days I don’t even know
We’re all playing the game, we’re all acting the same
Everyone is trying to be some who they are not
Don’t you get on him, he’s pretending to be a vegetarian
And boys do cry and girls masturbate
But everybody seems to be ashamed of who they are
I pretend to be a vegetarian to get my hands on this girl I barely even know
So you lie, I lie, everybody lies, And we can still look each other in the eyes
I don’t want to be someone to be with you, that’s crazy, THAT’S CRAZY
Don’t you get on him, he’s pretending to be a vegetarian
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