UPDATE - BRUCE just sold his catalog for 500 million! We'lll sell ours for much less! make an offer! Our social calendars are suddenly wide open, so Steves will soon be back in business working on new music full time! Many of you have taken the time to write us and ask when we were getting off our lazy asses and starting the next cd. Today we are proud to release "I Forgot To Brush My Teeth Today" and "Old". These are the first songs from our "three Feet Under" cd currently in production. Meanwhile, "GOING TO HELL" STILL KNOCKING THEM DEAD! Our success here at IAC has been incredible. Hundreds of people listen to us weekly, and many of you have written to tell us how much you love our music. It's nice to know that two immature musicians who grew up in "Joisey" are the sunshine in so many of your pathetic lives. Many of you must be escaped mental patients - we've sold a bunch of our cd's through the DMD program! Thanks crazy people! Download our cd and make copies for your friends, spread us around like a case of herpes. Like a fungus we continue to spread and grow. No pill, shot, or greasy antibiotic ointment can make us go away. Buy our cd and you'll get our Christmas song as a bonus!! - Another song you can play really loud and annoy your neighbors with. Steves...Taking comedy seriously since '84...that's right 1984!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Love America Even misanthropes can be patriotic! Like a bad case of herpes we are back!
I Forgot To Brush My Teeth Today I think the title says it all....
Old The joys of getting older......
Father Bob and the Altared Boy Poor priests being abused by young boys....
If I Married Hitler "I could run this town, the right one by my side, everyone would step in time if hitler was my bride"
I Wanna Be A Retard "I wanna be a retard....take the little bus to school each day"
I Let One Rip! "I dropped a deuce, she ran from the smell"
Gangsta Life (2005 suburban remix) "This traffic really sucks, i sould "cap" them all....i wont be missing this when i'm at harvard in the fall"
That's Why I'm Bangin' My Sister! 'Tuesday night at the nascar race, after we're home she's sitting on my face"
Ode Of A Convenience Store Guy "now here comes the guy who reads the porno magazines when he asks to use the bathroom i know what he REALLY means"
Good News (For You) / Going To Hell Epilogue "no honey, don't be silly - you're not a nag, i'm happy to clean your colostomy bag"
The Neverending Christmas - a Christmas stEVE song "he sniffs my wife's panties, and jumps on our bed I found him bouncing with a pair on his head!"
4/12/2006 9:19:14 PM april 12th - sales of our cd remain steady! We rule.
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