A song about a stalker, no lie.
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Can’t You Take a Little Joke? (Slater) © 2005 BMI I went out walking what a beautiful day I heard the rumors running while I’m away I know it’s true What should I do? What should I say? It started out like such a beautiful day! They say they saw you out last night on the town And sitting next to you was some other clown Didn’t you care for my erotic display? That time I fell asleep and dreamed I was gay What’s wrong with all my friends who drink til they choke? What’s the matter honey Can’t You Take a Little Joke? When we first met I thought I just up and died And now I wish that I’d been right at the time Don’t worry baby I’m just kidding with you You know that stalking ain’t a thing that I do Just cause I’m angry doesn’t mean I misspoke What’s the matter honey Can’t You Take a Little Joke? I’m rubber I guess that makes you glue! Now that I found out about the things you do So when you tell me both of us were untrue It just bounces off of me and then it sticks to you! All of my stuff is on the curb in a pile If I’m a loser I’m a loser with style The judge has ordered me to shut up and pay I didn’t mean to shoot that bullet your way And just forget you left me hungry and broke What’s the matter honey Can’t You Take a Little Joke?
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