lots of guitars and falsetto vocals attack you as i perpetually PWN you until the world of the universe is over forever
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fiogf49gjkf0d the internet superhero
master of communication
the internet superhero
regular indulgence in mental masturbation
my opinions are law and proven fact
i listen to music better than you
i'm never gonna stop saving you from yourself
but i roll my eyes so much, i'm getting a headache
getting weary of proving superiority
ill utilize my internet authority
so many weapons and so many ways
available to me to ruin your day
i'm the internet superhero
the master of communication
internet superhero
i wrote this song while indulging masturbation
the internet super space man
i will end you and eat your children
the internet superhero
the unedited version of this song is like 14 hours long
someone said something vaguely derogatory
i will defend my pride with my life
ill let the world hear my internet hero war cry!
and maybe that will sufficiently get my point across
you know because if you disagree with me about something
i will summon the entire internet
and humiliate you in front of it
and you will be changed forever because of it
emotionally shaken, but in reality, i would have saved you
i would have corrected your erroneous and inferior opinions
and i would have also irreparibly damaged your internet social life
because of me
the internet superhero
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