| About Me |
life summary
I come from humble beginnings, the son of poor Jewish Long Island share croppers who worked all day in the potatoe fields, singing spirituals. Now I am old and full of gas, among other things. Nice to meet ya.
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I live for…
...what I don't know?
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I despise
Know it all's, snobs, low talkers, always talking talkers, diets, Opera, sub-titled movies, tape machines that are temperamental, guitars that won't stay in tune, bad waiters, Romance novels, Big Ego's and the People they are attached to, smart asses, dumb asses, and smelly asses, things that don't work, and sometimes things that do.
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self-chosen nickname
Ted
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life turning point
waking up every day
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in 10 years I'll be
alot older
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in 10 minutes I'll be
10 minutes older
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experience of high strangeness
Parenthood
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most overrated
sex
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most underrated
a good dump
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my advice to you
Get it while the gettin's good
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