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Jesse Adams
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12/24/2009 2:03:51 PM
Hey banana...
If you're gonna rip me, do it HERE and not on Phlegm's blog. You wanker. You're annoying.
What other put downs do you have for me today? Anything worth my time?
Here's your chance to shine little man... everyone's watching, spotlight is on you... whatcha got slick?
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/24/2009 2:10:07 PM
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Too wimpy to show up here jesse.like I said before Banana is a chicksh*t dipstick and an unoriginal, unimaginative, uninspiring and uneducated slippery little dickhead that goes around spreading its puke elsewhere when it gets its feelings hurt and hides behind his best friends ass Bluto..the slimy little bastard
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the perfect banana
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12/24/2009 2:17:26 PM
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No Jesse I got to pull my punches because if I tell you you're not as good as the Beatles you'll whine that IAC is too mean for you. :D
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/24/2009 2:18:26 PM
Wow , an amazing response banana, incredible, and actually showed up too. whooo
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the perfect banana
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12/24/2009 2:19:29 PM
Hey Tosoff, you really want to tangle with me? Won't that interrupt your 24/7 asskissing ritual? :D
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/24/2009 2:23:04 PM
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ass kissing, now tell me bandana er banana just who kisses whose ass around here at iacmusic....being who you are...gutless wonder hiding behind your little
phoney faceless fakeness
ah what the hell..no sense causing another fallout
forgive and forget......
Merry Christmas Banana, thank you for what you do around this little joint, just having some fun like you, you hard working SOB.....take care and enjoy the holidays,...you really keep it all together ,so there ass kissing back at you. best to you stay well your cool..dont take it seriously..I am just trying to keep this time off from boring me silly.....Xmas holidays and all...no hard feelings alright
bryon
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the perfect banana
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12/24/2009 2:34:33 PM
You kiss everybody's ass Tosoff except mine and Bluto's. Every artist here along with IAC staffers from what I've seen have felt the warmth of your pucker. I would normally think you're a phony but you've been at it so long it must be your calling.
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Jesse Adams
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12/24/2009 2:35:48 PM
That's it banana? Even after an update? I'm disappointed. Though I have taken up the practice of following up every dickheaded thing that I say with one of these. :D Kinda fun, I can see your angle on that.
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culeoka
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12/24/2009 2:39:32 PM
where's the popcorn, and A Thesaurus - lol
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the perfect banana
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12/24/2009 7:38:58 PM
Jesse I edited my post to add your name since Tosoff is so slow he might've thought I was talking to him.
You demand to be treated with kid gloves though, you can't take the heat. So your effort here at grandstanding was a shallow one for anyone who follows your lily-livered blogging.
:D
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Jesse Adams
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12/25/2009 12:10:55 AM
I haven't demanded anything banana... what are you even talking about? And I don't even really blog so I'm not sure what that was about either. Blogs are for people who think other people give a shit about what they say. I realize nobody gives a shit about what I say. Why would they? I do know that you always go back to your same routine about me being a baby and not being to handle IAC... yeah man, pretty tough crowd around here huh.
So... way to be random. And annoying.
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the perfect banana
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12/25/2009 2:33:56 AM
It's just silly Jesse. You get offended cause I ribbed you about being glad you don't sound like the Beatles, and say this is why you don't hang out here. Then you start a separate thread to call me out and act like you didn't do that. You're dizzy like a bimbo or something. :D
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Jesse Adams
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12/25/2009 1:32:36 PM
You assumed I was offended banana. You act like you have me all figured out. Obviously you do not. Only an arrogant person would assume they've got somebody pegged based on some internet posts on a website. I moved this spat to this thread so we did not pollute Phlegm's blog about his new tune. I was trying to be considerate.
I don't hang here much anymore because of annoying characters like yourself who after awhile I just prefer not to deal with, not because I can't handle the so called "heat" you speak of... I'm a radio DJ with a request show brother, you think this holds a candle to the shit I've had listeners tell me?
Please.
You make yourself out to be a good natured ribber... but I think you just like being an asshole. There's a difference ya know. Why would I want that in my life?
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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the perfect banana
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12/25/2009 1:55:39 PM
You were offended. You still are. You can't be cool and whine both, it's one or the other. :D
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/25/2009 2:05:59 PM
"Don't Feed the Trolls" Jesse you served up a Steak and a Baked Potato.
This whole conversation reminds me of a funny, tho politically incorrect somewhat insensitive quote..... It uncludes me as well as I have been known to waste my time now and again.
"Internet Arguments are like the Special olympics...no matter who wins the participants are still retarded' :)~
Peace
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the perfect banana
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12/25/2009 2:24:30 PM
Who you callin' a troll, you promohound. :D
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/25/2009 3:07:10 PM
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ooh I promoted a Christmas CD for Charity.....I am such a hound.
You do exhibit trollish behavior... If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck...It's a Banana, ya lame Plantain :)
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Jesse Adams
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12/25/2009 4:00:20 PM
Ha. I rest my case.
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Jesse Adams
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12/25/2009 4:10:16 PM
Serving up a steak and baked potato was sort of the point Jeff. Now who's got who dancin'?
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the perfect banana
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12/25/2009 6:37:21 PM
What case are you resting, Jesse, that you're a whiny baby? Does the whiny baby rest his whiny baby case then? :D
Jeff your main contribution is to push your songs, other than that you barely exist. You only fail to bore when somebody ruffles your feathers.
Steak and potatoes are too heavy for you 2 lightweights, you need broccoli and watercrest salad.
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Conversation Suicide
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12/25/2009 7:13:48 PM
DOH!
Anyhoo, Jesse, still can't wait to hear thy Remix.... I'll have time later tonight.
This was mildly entertaining.
And Jesse, you should be honoured to have such an awesome heckler.
I'll I've been able to stir up is a few bunnies, and the occasional stab from
Father Time and his cronies....
So.... Rock on Dude. And keep it fuckin' REAL !!!!
-pHaNBoY pHLeGm
"now that's how you kiss-ass the RIGHT way."
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12/25/2009 8:11:00 PM
Phlegm, I've always been supportive of your music. Yet you're obviously holding some kind of grudge against me. I asked you last time you made that statement who my so-called cronies are. I think you should give these people a chance to defend themselves by identifying them.
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/25/2009 8:22:26 PM
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Bananarama,
In true Troll form there Idiot....I posted to point out how fricken childish this thread is. I have a whole page of music contributing to this site, what the hell do you contribute besides and over inflated sense of wit and a bit of potassium.?
God I hate trolls, you are probably a short little fat man with musician envy
Later little man
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Nathan Damon
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12/25/2009 8:36:19 PM
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Everyone is supportive to a fault. It would be better called "enabling".
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Jesse Adams
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12/26/2009 12:16:09 PM
Childish Jeff? Fricken' childish? I want you to know that hurts me bro, it hurts me right here... (please make note I'm holding my hand over my heart).
Banana, you give yourself way too much credit if you think anything you say will offend me... don't you think I consider the source? Dumbass.
But I am curious... all you do is talk shit about EVERY artist on this site... so is anybody here any good in your eyes? Or do we all suck? And why would you hang here if there was nothing but feeble minded dimwits to keep you company???
Oh yeah, that's right, cuz you work here.
Dumbass.
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the perfect banana
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12/26/2009 12:36:25 PM
Being your mentor doesn't qualify as a job. :D
I even like some of your music but 100 times out of 100 if I see somebody make that kind of obnoxious statement about the Beatles I'm going to comment.
Jeff you're the idiot because you can't respond to what I'm saying, your only answer is because you don't know me personally, therefore to you I'm a troll. How do you know I don't have music on another site under the name The Perfect Banana? Do you think because you call yourself by what you claim to be your real name including middle name this makes you better than others who use band names as their internet screen names? I believe the artist name The Perfect Banana is better than Jeff Allen Myers and if you don't, so what?
The whole thing about only being allowed to speak here if you're an artist with songs on your page is ridiculous if you accept that anybody is allowed to have a page, music listeners, etc. Is this what you do if you run into somebody who has an issue with you at work, do you demand to hear their songs? :D
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/26/2009 1:30:52 PM
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I am not referring to that old gripe, I don't subscribe to that way of thinking. I appreciate the people here with no music who love music, and like to hear what the indie musician is doing. These people have a right to talk and contribute more then anybody, I am here to share my music, and those people are the reason I am here.
You knocked me because you insinuated my only contribution was to promote, and that is bullshit. My main contribution here is as an artist. What the hell is this sites name? I am not here as a comedian, a political commentator, or as the pain in the ass of other people. I am an artist/musician/writer with songs on my page. That is the small point I was making.
I asked what your contribution here is besides to stick needles in peoples sides from time to time.. If you are an artist Great!!! I would love to hear your music...If your not, thats cool too...you are here and I hope you listen to the people you knock. I don't think you are troll because I don't know you..I think you are a troll because of your actions, the constant baiting and jabs. Is Perfect Banana a band name? If so why the hell is there no music on your page here????
If my music is a "bore" to you I can accept that, that is your right. If my promoting a charity CD bores you, or an occasional blog to announce a new song?? well sorry, that is why I am here. Meeting cool people is a side benefit. I have been here almost three years, daily. I have contributed to many threads, I don't start them unless I have something I want to say. I hope I cleared that up.... I appreciate the people here that are not artists.
Peace,
Jeff
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Jesse Adams
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12/26/2009 1:50:01 PM
How is me saying I don't sound like the Beatles obnoxious? Do you think I sound like the Beatles banana?
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Jesse Adams
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12/26/2009 1:55:36 PM
You know what's sad is this thread has 200+ views and counting and has lingered around the top of the pipeline since I posted it, but the new song post I made the other day sank pretty fast.
Shame on you, social perverts!
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the perfect banana
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12/26/2009 2:13:38 PM
It wasn't that you don't want to sound like the Beatles in a similarity way, it was more that you were scoffing at them. I'm GLAD I don't sound like the Beatles.
Promo threads are uninteresting, try combining a controversy or at least some interesting angle with your song promotion and you'd do better. Then again it may just be that everybody is popping onto this blog to see what I'm saying. :D
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/26/2009 2:35:28 PM
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There is that over inflated sense of wit again! Why should I start controversy? That is pathetic... If people are interested they will listen, if not cool. If they are into controversy...well I doubt they will get past the carnival barker tricks to listen to my songs.
For the record, I am on a few "Beatle" stations here...so at least there is a little synergy in this thread.;0 If I sound a "little" like the Beatles from time to time, I am damn proud of it!!! :) So there...Full fricken circle!
See what I did there??, I just promoted my music :)~
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Jesse Adams
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12/26/2009 3:05:41 PM
You misunderstood me banana, I don't scoff at the Beatles. They were my first musical influence and I have much respect for them. I was glad to say I didn't sound like the Beatles after Product Recall said everyone on IAC sounds like the Beatles... joking or otherwise. Based on that premise, I was happy to not sound like the Beatles as that would mean I stand apart form the rest.
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the perfect banana
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12/26/2009 5:59:01 PM
Jeff that part was me answering Jesse's question.
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/26/2009 6:47:12 PM
Oh,..... well at least you know my thoughts on the subject.
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Conversation Suicide
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12/26/2009 9:52:15 PM
" FIGHT ! FIGHT !!! "
(pHLeGm in an unglorious moment of egging on the Jeff/PB/Jesse fraccas on IAC....)
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12/26/2009 10:10:23 PM
Phlegm, I'm still waiting for you to identify who my so-called cronies are.
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Conversation Suicide
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12/26/2009 10:28:36 PM
wwwellllll..... scott, we can get back to that once the two-way teamup of Jesse/Jeff, fighting PB is over.....
MORE IAC UFC later, with F.T. vs. C.S. !!!
and now back to the regularly scheduled PB skirmish......
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/26/2009 10:44:17 PM
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I am Out, I am leaving with a Ring Girl ...or an Octagon Girl...whatever those UFC Roid heads fight in :)
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the perfect banana
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12/26/2009 11:41:35 PM
I'm bored too. Jeff the only reason I called you a promohound is because you dragged out the tired old troll thing.
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Jeff Allen Myers
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12/27/2009 12:18:27 AM
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It's cool, chalk it up to internet communication. If we were all in the same room I doubt it would be so contentious. The very fact that we are all on this site shows we have more in common then most.
Peace
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Conversation Suicide
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12/27/2009 12:20:15 AM
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"Yawwn....haauuhhgghhh".
BO-Ring.
Hookay, the ending to that fight was anti-climatic.
ON to Fight Numero DOS on UFC/IAC channel:
"Scott's music hasn't been as innovative, and catchy or captivating lately, as it was during the Father Time era....", said pHLeGm, with a failed attempt at an evil laugh. "Bwaa hhaaa.... bwwwaaa haaa haaaa.. ...HAhhhhh.... ha......heh. urrrrrr....
.whoops, maybe that was a bit below the belt..."
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12/27/2009 1:05:50 AM
Well the last thing I put up as a solo act was around 2 years ago. Is this a comment about Coloured Vinyl? As I recall you were only at the CD release party for the last 2 songs so I doubt you've heard much of that.
I'll take this to mean you can't name any cronies. :)
Anybody who considers themselves a crony of mine, please step up, I would like that. haha
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Conversation Suicide
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12/27/2009 1:10:39 AM
Damn.
Alright, ya got me there.
I guess most of yer cronies, are just the anons you run around under at times... so they don't really count.
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12/27/2009 1:23:00 AM
Well don't assume things. When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME. heh
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Jesse Adams
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12/27/2009 10:40:22 AM
Wow, I actually feel a tad sense of resolve from this thread now. At least we accomplished SOMEthing.
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