1/14/2024 2:06:39 PM
Big Announcement

10/31/2023 1:33:46 PM
every day is a new day

4/12/2023 5:37:36 AM
I must've died and went to heaven.

10/20/2019 6:13:31 PM
I might change my name

9/13/2019 1:20:23 PM
When things stop working

6/5/2019 7:55:23 AM
Money is everything in this world.

3/12/2019 10:48:40 AM
I found a cereal box in my cupboard from 1964

12/16/2018 4:52:56 PM
Did anybody nominate me for a Golden Kayak this year?

11/20/2018 3:20:48 PM
the secret to my youth

10/23/2018 6:09:16 AM
I don't got nothin' to say either.

9/20/2018 2:41:12 PM
I fell down again last night

7/10/2018 6:50:26 PM
I wonder

6/5/2018 10:18:09 PM
I get older every day

2/21/2018 3:37:14 AM
I'm turning 100 in May

1/9/2018 12:13:52 AM
I lost my glasses at the 5 and dime.

11/28/2017 2:09:44 PM
Verity, what gives?

11/10/2017 11:31:20 AM
I used to be young once.

11/3/2017 12:31:12 AM
Did anybody miss me?

8/9/2017 7:21:20 PM
Things just aren't the way they used to be.

6/24/2017 8:23:34 PM
What about me?

6/8/2017 9:57:26 PM
Sgt Pepper Remix debuts at #3 on Billboard 200 albums chart

4/14/2017 11:19:18 PM
I just made my longest ever post and the internet ate it.

4/1/2017 4:28:47 PM
Yeah I heard it.

1/30/2017 10:35:31 AM
I've had the same wallet for 59 years

1/29/2017 11:28:38 AM
I was out chasin' girls last night

1/27/2017 10:43:43 AM
I'm too old and tired to live anymore.

1/6/2017 7:56:09 AM
Does anybody know anything about Alzheimers?

12/23/2016 11:42:05 AM
The other day my grocery store lady didn't remember my name

10/21/2016 8:36:13 AM
I miss the good ol' days

8/18/2016 8:12:12 AM
I lost my left sock.

7/16/2016 10:56:26 AM
I'm getting old.

5/13/2016 5:38:14 AM
I heard somebody was asking where I was.

4/30/2016 5:26:30 AM
Nobody wished me a happy birthday!

4/8/2016 7:26:47 PM
An open letter to the world.

4/2/2016 7:15:03 AM
I don't like new-fangled stuff at all.

3/14/2016 6:33:06 AM
Daylight Savings Time makes me groggy.

2/10/2016 6:37:12 AM
I'm tired of social media

1/30/2016 1:26:01 PM
Ever have one of those kind of days where you feel really old?

1/20/2016 3:03:47 PM
I'm tired of living.

12/23/2015 8:34:41 AM
My dang foot hurts

12/5/2015 10:36:02 AM
Health is everything, isn't it?

11/26/2015 8:04:35 AM
I'm too old for Thanksgiving

11/12/2015 12:30:38 AM
Today is the first day of..

10/31/2015 1:36:15 PM
Halloween is stupid

10/30/2015 2:52:42 AM
I wish i knew what it was like to be beautiful

10/24/2015 12:29:39 PM
The tomatoes have been good this year.

10/6/2015 5:23:34 AM
Where's my remote?

9/26/2015 6:26:38 PM
Life is hard

9/18/2015 12:15:00 PM
Somebody knocked down my mailbox.

9/13/2015 10:00:43 AM
Did I leave my coffee mug here yesterday?

11/4/2013 7:45:20 AM
It's ridiculous

9/23/2009 1:22:29 AM
I sure ain't what I used to be

9/5/2009 2:54:33 PM
I miss the old sodie fountains.

4/21/2009 7:08:33 AM
Did anybody see my lawn chair?

3/11/2009 4:24:51 AM
People drive too fast.

2/25/2009 8:21:54 AM
I started my own music page and recorded my very first song. Come and give a listen, young'uns.

2/21/2009 6:22:01 PM
What happened to TV shows like Howdy Doody and Wyatt Earp?

2/19/2009 6:05:26 PM
They don't make shoefly pie like they used to.

1/27/2009 11:36:19 AM
It doesn't get said enough.

10/21/2008 10:39:12 PM
The world was better 40 years ago.

9/16/2008 11:08:20 PM
Pack of crazy fools

9/13/2015 10:00:43 AM

Did I leave my coffee mug here yesterday?
I cain't find the dang thing anywhere.

9/13/2015 11:02:00 AM

remember we had coffee yesterday, talking about stuff, and you left in a hurry cause you had an appointment, you probably forgot that on the way there, it here. at my place, I can send it by special delivery if you cant remember where I live, I dont know where you live cause you dont have a real address since you actually live in a hotel from what you told me, or was it an old folkers home, not sure.

9/13/2015 11:13:03 AM

Well then, it was in safe hands with you.

Send it to

Charley Warner
c/o his boots
Cobblestone St.
I Don't Know Where, USA

You can use it in the meantime if you wish.

9/13/2015 11:13:17 AM

Cut back on the caffeine old man it's affecting your memory now and you already have
insomnia. nervousness. restlessness. irritability. stomach upset. fast heartbeat. muscle tremors and penile dysfunction....

oh damn it, now I wrote penile dysfunction I'm gonna be inundated with spam for cures.....

9/13/2015 11:17:40 AM

heyy my penile has only disfuncted for 30 years. But back before that, I tells ya, I was a stallion.

9/13/2015 11:21:28 AM

I thought coffee was good for you?and now this revelation.i am going back to scotch

9/13/2015 11:24:46 AM

So do any of you play pinochle?

9/13/2015 11:31:40 AM

Hmm, the jury is out on the effects of Scotch Bryon but beware you could be - making rash, risky or illogical decisions, losing your sense of fear or getting paranoid, afraid and aggressive. Ha, I've had days like that.

IMPoster, official IMP health advisor

9/13/2015 11:36:52 AM

No, just Solitaire, pinochle is too complicated and I don't have enough friends

9/13/2015 4:29:04 PM

IMPoster
can I have some wine then? like red wine , or is sake better, or is alcohol crap

9/14/2015 8:06:55 AM

sake better like much

9/14/2015 8:21:25 AM

I have to admit Soos I do love Sake, we eat at a Japanese restaurant often here in White Rock and i get a large one all the time, and have a bottle here at home. Kappa's has such good food. one of my fav places.

9/14/2015 8:25:32 AM

I like the large one two in fathers steak/sushi

9/14/2015 6:07:42 PM

Whut?

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