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I don't got nothin' to say either.

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I lost my glasses at the 5 and dime.

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11/3/2017 12:31:12 AM
Did anybody miss me?

8/9/2017 7:21:20 PM
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6/24/2017 8:23:34 PM
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6/8/2017 9:57:26 PM
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4/14/2017 11:19:18 PM
I just made my longest ever post and the internet ate it.

4/1/2017 4:28:47 PM
Yeah I heard it.

1/30/2017 10:35:31 AM
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1/29/2017 11:28:38 AM
I was out chasin' girls last night

1/27/2017 10:43:43 AM
I'm too old and tired to live anymore.

1/6/2017 7:56:09 AM
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12/23/2016 11:42:05 AM
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10/21/2016 8:36:13 AM
I miss the good ol' days

8/18/2016 8:12:12 AM
I lost my left sock.

7/16/2016 10:56:26 AM
I'm getting old.

5/13/2016 5:38:14 AM
I heard somebody was asking where I was.

4/30/2016 5:26:30 AM
Nobody wished me a happy birthday!

4/8/2016 7:26:47 PM
An open letter to the world.

4/2/2016 7:15:03 AM
I don't like new-fangled stuff at all.

3/14/2016 6:33:06 AM
Daylight Savings Time makes me groggy.

2/10/2016 6:37:12 AM
I'm tired of social media

1/30/2016 1:26:01 PM
Ever have one of those kind of days where you feel really old?

1/20/2016 3:03:47 PM
I'm tired of living.

12/23/2015 8:34:41 AM
My dang foot hurts

12/5/2015 10:36:02 AM
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11/26/2015 8:04:35 AM
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Halloween is stupid

10/30/2015 2:52:42 AM
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10/24/2015 12:29:39 PM
The tomatoes have been good this year.

10/6/2015 5:23:34 AM
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9/26/2015 6:26:38 PM
Life is hard

9/18/2015 12:15:00 PM
Somebody knocked down my mailbox.

9/13/2015 10:00:43 AM
Did I leave my coffee mug here yesterday?

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9/23/2009 1:22:29 AM
I sure ain't what I used to be

9/5/2009 2:54:33 PM
I miss the old sodie fountains.

4/21/2009 7:08:33 AM
Did anybody see my lawn chair?

3/11/2009 4:24:51 AM
People drive too fast.

2/25/2009 8:21:54 AM
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2/21/2009 6:22:01 PM
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1/27/2009 11:36:19 AM
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9/16/2008 11:08:20 PM
Pack of crazy fools

4/8/2016 7:26:47 PM

An open letter to the world.
Dear sirs:

I regret to inform you that I'm hereby immediately resigning my position as the guy who's always sittin' on the porch.

First of all - Number One!
I will not use the outhouse instead of the bathroom.

Two. I won't be wearing any slippers.

Thirdly, I reserve the right to do anything whenever or wherever I want. If I want to take a nap when all the weight of the world is upon me, I will be takin' a nap, thank you very much. And if I want an ice cream cone, I'm gonna have me one of them there Carvel cones, I think so.

4/9/2016 4:40:55 AM ---- Updated 4/9/2016 4:47:54 AM

I congratulate you for being resistant to the person who tries to make you do things you obviously hate.

All people should be treated with respect and if they don't...smile and then play them a nice song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvtdbfI1sqQ

All the best (forget about the slippers and keep rocking!!)

EM

4/9/2016 4:38:40 PM

you better or i'm gonna tell.

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