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6/24/2017 8:26:24 PM
What about you Old Man Warner?
We all love you. Don't you know that?
Didn't we all chip in to buy you socks
for every day of the week,
with each day's name on the socks,
to eliminate the guesswork?
Did you lose Monday again?
Why's it always Monday, Old Man Warner? Why Monday?
Oh.
I get it.
You don't like Mondays.
Yeah, it happens. Most of us don't.
I don't like my birthday a whole lot.
They told me my wife would die on my birthday.
You're not the only old man in town my friend. You're not alone.
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