1/14/2024 2:06:39 PM
Big Announcement

10/31/2023 1:33:46 PM
every day is a new day

4/12/2023 5:37:36 AM
I must've died and went to heaven.

10/20/2019 6:13:31 PM
I might change my name

9/13/2019 1:20:23 PM
When things stop working

6/5/2019 7:55:23 AM
Money is everything in this world.

3/12/2019 10:48:40 AM
I found a cereal box in my cupboard from 1964

12/16/2018 4:52:56 PM
Did anybody nominate me for a Golden Kayak this year?

11/20/2018 3:20:48 PM
the secret to my youth

10/23/2018 6:09:16 AM
I don't got nothin' to say either.

9/20/2018 2:41:12 PM
I fell down again last night

7/10/2018 6:50:26 PM
I wonder

6/5/2018 10:18:09 PM
I get older every day

2/21/2018 3:37:14 AM
I'm turning 100 in May

1/9/2018 12:13:52 AM
I lost my glasses at the 5 and dime.

11/28/2017 2:09:44 PM
Verity, what gives?

11/10/2017 11:31:20 AM
I used to be young once.

11/3/2017 12:31:12 AM
Did anybody miss me?

8/9/2017 7:21:20 PM
Things just aren't the way they used to be.

6/24/2017 8:23:34 PM
What about me?

6/8/2017 9:57:26 PM
Sgt Pepper Remix debuts at #3 on Billboard 200 albums chart

4/14/2017 11:19:18 PM
I just made my longest ever post and the internet ate it.

4/1/2017 4:28:47 PM
Yeah I heard it.

1/30/2017 10:35:31 AM
I've had the same wallet for 59 years

1/29/2017 11:28:38 AM
I was out chasin' girls last night

1/27/2017 10:43:43 AM
I'm too old and tired to live anymore.

1/6/2017 7:56:09 AM
Does anybody know anything about Alzheimers?

12/23/2016 11:42:05 AM
The other day my grocery store lady didn't remember my name

10/21/2016 8:36:13 AM
I miss the good ol' days

8/18/2016 8:12:12 AM
I lost my left sock.

7/16/2016 10:56:26 AM
I'm getting old.

5/13/2016 5:38:14 AM
I heard somebody was asking where I was.

4/30/2016 5:26:30 AM
Nobody wished me a happy birthday!

4/8/2016 7:26:47 PM
An open letter to the world.

4/2/2016 7:15:03 AM
I don't like new-fangled stuff at all.

3/14/2016 6:33:06 AM
Daylight Savings Time makes me groggy.

2/10/2016 6:37:12 AM
I'm tired of social media

1/30/2016 1:26:01 PM
Ever have one of those kind of days where you feel really old?

1/20/2016 3:03:47 PM
I'm tired of living.

12/23/2015 8:34:41 AM
My dang foot hurts

12/5/2015 10:36:02 AM
Health is everything, isn't it?

11/26/2015 8:04:35 AM
I'm too old for Thanksgiving

11/12/2015 12:30:38 AM
Today is the first day of..

10/31/2015 1:36:15 PM
Halloween is stupid

10/30/2015 2:52:42 AM
I wish i knew what it was like to be beautiful

10/24/2015 12:29:39 PM
The tomatoes have been good this year.

10/6/2015 5:23:34 AM
Where's my remote?

9/26/2015 6:26:38 PM
Life is hard

9/18/2015 12:15:00 PM
Somebody knocked down my mailbox.

9/13/2015 10:00:43 AM
Did I leave my coffee mug here yesterday?

11/4/2013 7:45:20 AM
It's ridiculous

9/23/2009 1:22:29 AM
I sure ain't what I used to be

9/5/2009 2:54:33 PM
I miss the old sodie fountains.

4/21/2009 7:08:33 AM
Did anybody see my lawn chair?

3/11/2009 4:24:51 AM
People drive too fast.

2/25/2009 8:21:54 AM
I started my own music page and recorded my very first song. Come and give a listen, young'uns.

2/21/2009 6:22:01 PM
What happened to TV shows like Howdy Doody and Wyatt Earp?

2/19/2009 6:05:26 PM
They don't make shoefly pie like they used to.

1/27/2009 11:36:19 AM
It doesn't get said enough.

10/21/2008 10:39:12 PM
The world was better 40 years ago.

9/16/2008 11:08:20 PM
Pack of crazy fools

11/20/2018 3:20:48 PM ---- Updated 11/20/2018 5:56:59 PM

the secret to my youth
That was just a joke for a title. Once you get old, if you're like me, you become preoccupied with how you're feeling every moment. Are you having any pain? How are your finances? Did you sleep enough? Did somebody make coffee? You want so bad to be living your best life that you notice that maybe you're not living at all.

11/20/2018 3:36:42 PM ---- Updated 11/20/2018 3:37:23 PM

I cant open pickle jars anymore or peanut butter jars jam jars .my thumbs are artritic and have no ability to wrap and hold and recently i noticed doing some piano works my playing is suffering so my days of piano doing challenging technical renditions is probably going to be limited plus my knuckles are acting up .guess i am going to have to use my toes lol

11/20/2018 5:57:48 PM

I can't even open paper wraps on popsicles, I cut them with scissors!

11/20/2018 7:20:08 PM

interesting. I use a blowtorch but once it has burned the paper off, the Popsicle is melted.

11/22/2018 1:01:11 AM

Damn, they let you guys have popsicles and blow torches? I'm getting the short end of the stick around here. Gonna have to speak with my senior rep. Time for massages and snacks. I love being old. Its very relaxing! Peace!

11/22/2018 12:31:34 PM

Massages .i use email for my massages

11/23/2018 3:50:05 PM

"Massages"???

hmm...

ugh...

I use Vaseline.

Well...

it "Works"!

better'n baby oil does...

for me at least!

haha!

11/23/2018 4:00:31 PM

i bought sausages massages for my entourages but alas it was all steamy fake mirage(s)

11/23/2018 5:20:01 PM ---- Updated 11/23/2018 5:21:46 PM

well, at least "it" was steamy, Bryon...

Wait!

what th'???

Oh...

"F A K E"...

I "get it" now!

"Fake" mirage(s)...

meaning...

"Real"?!?!?!

hahaha!

sorry.

nice rhyming there, man.

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