1/14/2024 2:06:39 PM
Big Announcement

10/31/2023 1:33:46 PM
every day is a new day

4/12/2023 5:37:36 AM
I must've died and went to heaven.

10/20/2019 6:13:31 PM
I might change my name

9/13/2019 1:20:23 PM
When things stop working

6/5/2019 7:55:23 AM
Money is everything in this world.

3/12/2019 10:48:40 AM
I found a cereal box in my cupboard from 1964

12/16/2018 4:52:56 PM
Did anybody nominate me for a Golden Kayak this year?

11/20/2018 3:20:48 PM
the secret to my youth

10/23/2018 6:09:16 AM
I don't got nothin' to say either.

9/20/2018 2:41:12 PM
I fell down again last night

7/10/2018 6:50:26 PM
I wonder

6/5/2018 10:18:09 PM
I get older every day

2/21/2018 3:37:14 AM
I'm turning 100 in May

1/9/2018 12:13:52 AM
I lost my glasses at the 5 and dime.

11/28/2017 2:09:44 PM
Verity, what gives?

11/10/2017 11:31:20 AM
I used to be young once.

11/3/2017 12:31:12 AM
Did anybody miss me?

8/9/2017 7:21:20 PM
Things just aren't the way they used to be.

6/24/2017 8:23:34 PM
What about me?

6/8/2017 9:57:26 PM
Sgt Pepper Remix debuts at #3 on Billboard 200 albums chart

4/14/2017 11:19:18 PM
I just made my longest ever post and the internet ate it.

4/1/2017 4:28:47 PM
Yeah I heard it.

1/30/2017 10:35:31 AM
I've had the same wallet for 59 years

1/29/2017 11:28:38 AM
I was out chasin' girls last night

1/27/2017 10:43:43 AM
I'm too old and tired to live anymore.

1/6/2017 7:56:09 AM
Does anybody know anything about Alzheimers?

12/23/2016 11:42:05 AM
The other day my grocery store lady didn't remember my name

10/21/2016 8:36:13 AM
I miss the good ol' days

8/18/2016 8:12:12 AM
I lost my left sock.

7/16/2016 10:56:26 AM
I'm getting old.

5/13/2016 5:38:14 AM
I heard somebody was asking where I was.

4/30/2016 5:26:30 AM
Nobody wished me a happy birthday!

4/8/2016 7:26:47 PM
An open letter to the world.

4/2/2016 7:15:03 AM
I don't like new-fangled stuff at all.

3/14/2016 6:33:06 AM
Daylight Savings Time makes me groggy.

2/10/2016 6:37:12 AM
I'm tired of social media

1/30/2016 1:26:01 PM
Ever have one of those kind of days where you feel really old?

1/20/2016 3:03:47 PM
I'm tired of living.

12/23/2015 8:34:41 AM
My dang foot hurts

12/5/2015 10:36:02 AM
Health is everything, isn't it?

11/26/2015 8:04:35 AM
I'm too old for Thanksgiving

11/12/2015 12:30:38 AM
Today is the first day of..

10/31/2015 1:36:15 PM
Halloween is stupid

10/30/2015 2:52:42 AM
I wish i knew what it was like to be beautiful

10/24/2015 12:29:39 PM
The tomatoes have been good this year.

10/6/2015 5:23:34 AM
Where's my remote?

9/26/2015 6:26:38 PM
Life is hard

9/18/2015 12:15:00 PM
Somebody knocked down my mailbox.

9/13/2015 10:00:43 AM
Did I leave my coffee mug here yesterday?

11/4/2013 7:45:20 AM
It's ridiculous

9/23/2009 1:22:29 AM
I sure ain't what I used to be

9/5/2009 2:54:33 PM
I miss the old sodie fountains.

4/21/2009 7:08:33 AM
Did anybody see my lawn chair?

3/11/2009 4:24:51 AM
People drive too fast.

2/25/2009 8:21:54 AM
I started my own music page and recorded my very first song. Come and give a listen, young'uns.

2/21/2009 6:22:01 PM
What happened to TV shows like Howdy Doody and Wyatt Earp?

2/19/2009 6:05:26 PM
They don't make shoefly pie like they used to.

1/27/2009 11:36:19 AM
It doesn't get said enough.

10/21/2008 10:39:12 PM
The world was better 40 years ago.

9/16/2008 11:08:20 PM
Pack of crazy fools

10/21/2008 10:39:12 PM

The world was better 40 years ago.
I like computers when they work right though, and big TV screens.

10/22/2008 1:03:38 AM

Yeah, 40 years ago you were funny huh?

10/22/2008 1:49:51 AM

No I wasn't funny then but the audience was more receptive.

10/22/2008 1:52:30 AM ---- Updated 10/22/2008 1:54:32 AM

Yeah now the audience is funny and you are just more recessive or do I mean regressive?

10/22/2008 1:54:27 AM

Things aren't the way they used to be. People aren't the way they used to be.

10/22/2008 1:55:07 AM

What a boring old git you are huh

10/22/2008 1:56:22 AM

Come over to my bungaloe and say that. If I'm not nappin' I'll come after ya.

10/22/2008 1:57:18 AM

Might have known you'd have a bungalow - nothing upstairs huh....and probably not much down below below either!

10/22/2008 1:58:40 AM

I got a giant albatross in my cellar and 33 cans of peaches in my attic.

10/22/2008 1:59:38 AM ---- Updated 10/22/2008 2:00:30 AM

Oh right, you have a big bird down there - Hmmm peachy creamy!

10/22/2008 2:01:56 AM

Thanks. That was definitely a humorous exchange!

10/22/2008 2:03:04 AM

Just on the 4th of July. I've been known to generate a few fireworks then but only after the Stones play Start Me Up on the telie. Then I never stop, never stop, never never never stop.

10/22/2008 2:07:06 AM ---- Updated 10/22/2008 2:08:36 AM

Yeah I bet they love your Roman candle until the wick burns out maybees huh

10/22/2008 2:09:12 AM

I'm not sure, whenever it explodes I pass out.

10/22/2008 2:11:42 AM

I bet you use to really 'rocket' in your day old guy, a regular banger heh?

10/22/2008 2:14:43 AM

Back in the day, I had 3 or 4 little missies waitin' for me at the busstop. We used to go on hayrides and I'd let them take turns pullin my shoelaces.

10/22/2008 2:16:12 AM

Well shame on you for doing that at a bus stop, no wonder they were misses.

Hay hay hay, I'd pull your shoelaces any day you old Devil but I suspect that you aren't pulling too much else these days huh!

10/22/2008 2:17:18 AM

I pull my socks on but they all got holes.

10/22/2008 2:18:17 AM

I'd blow your socks off for you but I'm holier than thou!

10/22/2008 2:20:46 AM

Oowee baby, meet me behind the corner store at 7:30. I go to bed at 8.

10/22/2008 2:22:20 AM ---- Updated 10/22/2008 2:22:57 AM

I just go to bed with 8, you got 7 friends. While you're in the store get yourself some Viagra gum Babeeee!

10/22/2008 2:24:22 AM

I'll bring old Amos from the firehall. We'll keep you happy, woman. But we better make it for 6:30, I think Amos is wiped out by 7.

10/22/2008 2:27:37 AM

Yeah I'm usually wiped out by 7 too and they have to call the Fire brigade to put me out. Is Amos any relation to Adam you're both as old as Methusalar (sp) I'll bring the apple and the snake to keep it interesting

10/22/2008 2:28:42 AM

We got a big hose down there.

10/22/2008 2:29:37 AM

I think I'll stop now....I like a short sweet ending don't you?

10/22/2008 2:30:05 AM

zzzzzzzzzzz

10/22/2008 2:55:16 AM

heee heee hee

10/22/2008 3:06:10 AM ---- Updated 10/22/2008 3:07:28 AM

you want some action big guy? Now the old guy's gone! huh. Oh, too late I gotta git, next time maybees

10/22/2008 7:43:52 AM

What the?

10/22/2008 7:46:16 AM ---- Updated 10/22/2008 7:46:46 AM

That was 40% amuzzzzing, 60% scary sad.

10/22/2008 8:11:11 AM

how do we know that these 2 aren't the same person? too much time on the hands, eh?

10/22/2008 9:45:14 AM

If I wanted to build me a tepee, I wouldn't need to come here to do it. I don't like people viewing my more wrinkly areas.

10/22/2008 9:48:14 AM

Hey old man, are you stalking me. People are starting to notice. Interesting euphonism (sp) btw - guess you must enjoy camping huh

10/22/2008 10:15:54 AM

:-).. I do like the change of clothing, however my perception in the moment is that you've got the stalking on the wrong foot, and an extreem, obsessive pattern at that.

10/22/2008 10:21:49 AM

Why look, it's Art Factory chiming in, about her area of expertise.

Stalking people. :~D

10/22/2008 10:41:57 AM

being stalked is no joke.

10/22/2008 11:01:24 AM

Well you for one have no case for getting sensitive about it. I saw Old Man Warner point out on your blog that he knows Sparticus and that she wasn't bothering him but you still came on here and accused her. From what I've seen of you, you're the last one who should be making accusations like that. So lighten up.

10/22/2008 11:15:15 AM

no, I was responding to her point - wrong or right Fly, it makes no difference.... and stalking is nothing to joke about.

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