Raandy
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9/17/2015 2:14:30 AM
Goldilocks syndrome
I went to my therapist yesterday and was going on about my problems. He concluded that I have Goldilocks syndrome, which I had never heard of at the time.
The theory is I always want my porridge to be just right. It bugs me when people say too much, and it bugs me when people say too little.
It annoys me when there's too much traffic on the road, and it makes me uneasy when I'm the only car on the road.
I can never find the right setting on my air conditioner. It's too hot, I move the thing a hair, it's too cold, it goes back and forth.
Some days I sleep too much, other days I sleep too little.
I don't want to be Goldilocks. I want to be the mean ol' black bear who takes what he wants and fuck everyone else and it's always just right and shit..
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