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2/22/2016 8:02:21 AM
I shot an elephant in my pajamas playing a banjo.
I didn't like that he was wearing my pajamas,
but at banjo, this guy was gooood.
I also liked...
One from his book Cruel Shoes....
The Day The Dopes Came....
I heard a knock at the door---this is best I remember it, Folks----
I heard a knock at the door....
I answered it,
some people stood there,
I said, 'who are you?'
They said, 'we don't know'.
I immediately realized The Dopes Had Come Over.
I invited them in, and they began
collecting things from my house,
my television, some jewelry....
then they left,
I waved to them, "Bye Bye Dopes!"
"so long ya fuckin' idiot!"
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