Psyche's Muse
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4/7/2016 10:44:39 PM
...there once was this guy at work bragging about having let a male prostitute suck him off, saying, "Well, a mouth is a mouth ain't it?" ...I thought about this for a while and then asked him, "Could you have put it in his ass too?" He got absolutely furious and screamed, "I ain't no fuckin' QUEER!!! YOU MotherFucker!!!" ...as if he wanted to fight. I then said quietly,"Have you ever had anal sex with a woman?" ..."Yeah, of course!" he said,"So what!" And I answered,"Well, an ass is an ass ain't it?" He glared at me mumbling,"Fuck this shit!" and walked off.
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4/8/2016 9:12:28 AM
Well sooner or later I was gonna see this post.
Hadn't heard that Yoko'd said that.
But now thanks to IMP Watch (is that wind-up or does it run on battery?)
it is now common knowledge. Why is it news?
Thank you Stoneman said John Lennon. Stoneman just cares
that I was brilliant, and thank you. Occasionally I still am,
but it's different now, I hardly give a crap, l admit it.
I was always honest to a fault, that hasn't changed.
Just wrote better hit records then, like I said, I kinda don't give a crap.
Being young and hungry gave me material like She Loves You
and I Want To Hold Your Hand, same goes for Paul being young
and hungry then, as opposed to the complacent old fart he is now,
only I have being dead as a viable usable excuse, you know. And I use it.
Don't think I don't.
Hang on. Go check yer bloody hot dogs, Lesley.
Meatpie needs to eat.
Okay? Better now ya she beast?
Right.
So why is this news, a very good question.
It's news, because Yoko said it, for one thing,
and it's news, because I'm John Goddamned F***in' Lennon
(thanks for censoring me, Lesley)
("I did you a favor, a**hole")
and people give a crap what the Great King BEATLE
did, while romping about Planet Earthworm,
later renamed to simply 'Earth' because it's shorter.
Well, shall I run you down the list?
It's the short list, it's probably longer,
but it's enough to take the novelty out of it,
and by now, I'll rattle it off, and you will no longer give a crap
if you even still do.
I could say 'sure, Yoko like you never licked a loveberry pie,
but let's face it, who cares?'
So anyway,
well there was Stu... me buddy Stu Sutcliffe.
Oh before that there was me best mate Pete.
We did a thing or two as well...
mostly just wanking in front of each other....
maybe dared each other to go a bit further,
and maybe he did make me go first
because he knew I'd laugh and back out if he did... whatever. move on... we did..
Stu, yes, was it in Hamburg? I believe it was,
in a bunk bed or something,
not a bad "B.J." he gave me... I can say that here right? I'm a guy,
should be in the clear.
No cartoon bouncer, yep, I'm a guy, I rule.
So what else...
perhaps a bit of drunken curiosity at a party
with a well read and better hung reporter guy,
I can't remember much of it
except for the not being able to sit down for a week.
There was the Marharishi, who actually hit on me
before he went to Mia Farrow,
and by the morning we all got disgusted with the daffy old creep and left
entirely unamused, but well rested at any rate.
Then we made the White Album or something...
Go get your hot dogs, Meatpie.
Good Girl.
("I hate him")
So did I ever 'dabble'?
Yeah, sure I did.
I was always a very sexual being,
though I'm happy to say, I drew the line at animals.
Enjoying your hot dogs dear?
Good.
"But Lesley likes to Rock N Roll, a hot dog makes her lose control"...
and that's me point, don't you know.
Sure I dabbled, but there's a difference between me, still a 'man's man',
and Lesley, a woman with a beard, who is still terribly talented,
and still basically the Indie Queen.
I give her that. And I'm King John and I'll f*** who I bloody want, won't I.
Thanks for the press, Yoko.
Good one, Noah.
~JL
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4/8/2016 9:37:48 AM
Raandy!!
You found your missing "A"!
That's GREAT News.
Oh, Raandy.
Don't let that get to you....
you're simply feeling jealousy,
that's all it is, he's rich, a lot of women unfortunately go for that sort of thing....
(he actually was not terribly hung, I understand)
anyway,
where do you live Raandy?
Anywhere near NYC?
Write to me, Sweetheart....
American_Lesley_Jane@Yahoo.com
We'll see if we can't get you sorted out.
Won't be as bad if some girl 'does you good' will it. Of course it won't.
What? Shave the beard? Oh you want a whole commitment don't you.
We can talk. Present your case, Sir. I'll listen. Oh I will listen.
Just because you're the large guy in the pack,
with a head bigger than a streetlamp,
this in and of itself does not chase me off.
You may be hung like a friggin' bull. : )
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