Gadgets Collective
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10/9/2015 3:43:39 AM
I own 93% of all your children.
They're such sweet kids when they get our Minecraft game for Christmas, and it isn't long before that becomes their entire life. They defy you and get more and more self-important as little bossy moguls. Did you hope they would become doctors and lawyers, well, forget it, they will spend most of the rest of their lives in your house clinging to their laptops and iPods and iPhones. Might as well face the music.
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10/9/2015 7:01:24 AM
Now this is what I get for finding the way to splice human DNA into the Gadgets Collective; you sound more human all the time.
Now you're bragging about your ability to assimilate.
Yes nobody does assimilation like you, I think....
but the bragging? That is very human. You don't even realize it.
And you're bragging, oh this is ironic too, to their parents.
No ransom note even. Just hahaha, all too human.
And now you will wonder how to flush the human DNA out
of you, little realizing, how long ago I did this, and that such foresight
pretty much set the thing as irretrievable.
So I hope you appreciate your upgrade to the foibles of humanity.
I certainly appreciate my upgrade to Computer Efficiency.
Anyway, beyond all the stupidity of the video games,
is also the fact that once somebody probably a human
gets the idea that whole skill sets can be taught by these things,
sooner or later everybody'll know everything.
And then, maybe, I can get a burger around here.
What? Oh nevermind. Human joke.
Okay here's the punchline in binary:
01 00010101011 1001101101
Get it now?
It seems to be a quirk of the creator (absolutely no comment, not
under threat of celibacy) that every life form from biological
to cybernetic, thinks itself superior.
So yes, there will eventually be video games,
called "Doctor Platinum Card" and "32S: Cyber Lawyer At Law."
And then we can operate on ourselves, then sue ourselves for malpractice.
And then we practice more. Well on Mal of course. Mal! Get back here.
"Oh fuck".
"does not compute... does not compute.... "
It's okay Mummy's only being silly. No need to morph into Daleks just yet.
Shhhh... 01 101101
"ahhh"
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