Captain Confusion
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12/14/2017 8:03:59 AM
I don't get the new rules
Now as I understand this, we're allowed to kiss a girl if they say yes but you have to ask first, right? and you can grope a girlfriend but they have to sign some paper first? What about hugs? How long do you have to know somebody before a hug is appropriate, and does internet time count on that? If a girl plays on your softball team can you pat her on the butt? Help me with this somebody.
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Liza Wai Ting
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12/14/2017 9:26:12 AM
I'M AFRAID THERE'S NOT A MANUAL OF GROPING ETTIQUETTE
JUST TEST THE WATERS GENTLY AND SEE HOW FAR YOU GET
KISSING IS A MINEFIELD, BUT THIS IS HOW I VIEW IT
NOT TOO LONG, NOT TOO WET, BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU DO IT
HUGGING IS ACCEPTABLE IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS
ON SPORTS FIELDS, AT FUNERALS AND BUSY RAILWAY STATIONS
HOWEVER, PATTING BUTTS IS OFTEN MISCONSTRUED
WHEN A PAT BECOMES A LINGER
WITH A PROBING WAYWARD FINGER
THEN THAT'S OBVIOUSLY WAY TOO RUDE
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