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Santa Claus
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12/2/2015 7:12:05 AM
So what do my little boys and little girls want for Christmas?
We're out of guitars, so pick something else. Ho Ho Ho.
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Larree
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12/2/2015 7:14:11 AM
World peace.
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12/2/2015 7:23:55 AM
Santa, another imposter, huh. No guitars left indeed.
Okay I'll take a piano, please.
Oh, no, I got one of them too.
World peace is nice if attainable, I'll settle for a Supernova otherwise, Santa.
If that's indeed your name.
I'll still take a while to get over Holo isn't Holo.
Larree, you argued with a fictional person, and you still lost, that's kinda bad.
Not as bad as me singing someone who does not exist a love song,
but it's pretty bad.
I still wanna know who the hell I was flirting with.
No one seems to wanna tell me, least of all they themselves
whoever they are, and are, and also are....
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Holo Lukaloa
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12/2/2015 7:29:23 AM
My real name is David Jones.
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12/2/2015 7:31:26 AM
Is that really your picture, David Jones? I'm betting it is not.
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Santa Claus
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12/2/2015 7:35:12 AM
hey hey hey, Christmas is coming, stay on track.
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Larree
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12/2/2015 7:36:35 AM
---- Updated 12/2/2015 7:37:58 AM
Get off my nuts. All I asked for was world peace and you all want to blow me.
Edit: Not you, Santa.
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12/2/2015 7:38:31 AM
Fine, Santa. Point taken.
Forget all my other presents. Fuck Fame. Fuck Riches. Fuck Getting Laid Ever.
I wanna know the true identity of everyone here who pretends to be someone else.
And failing that,
I'll settle for knowing who the heck I flirted with when I made that stupid song.
David Jones. That must've taken ten minutes to come up with.
Hey, wait a minute, you're the one in the Monkees who recently died.
So who's channeling you then?
And that's NOT your picture.
And I am NOT doing a song now called David Jones,
you are out of lucky lukey...
Just for that.... I ....
Hope Trump Gets Elected And Blows Up The Whole World.
That'll show you, Holo.
Pretending to be a Monkee.
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Holo Lukaloa
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12/2/2015 7:43:06 AM
not Davy Jones, David Jones.
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Bryon Tosoff
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12/2/2015 7:43:33 AM
I want a bigger badder organ
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12/2/2015 7:47:33 AM
Oh so you're David Bowie is what you're telling me?
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12/2/2015 7:49:38 AM
I frankly have my doubts that "David Jones" is your real name.
I really doubt that this is your picture, this blond guy with the pretty gay haircut.
They say you are someone here, someone who's here a long time,
and that apparently everybody but me knows who you are.
Who the heck are you?
For real. I'd like to know who I made an idiot of myself for.
For myself ultimately, I guess I have a song, not that I'll listen to it anymore either.
Santa, I want a Big Bag Of I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore. Big Bag.
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Grodd
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12/2/2015 7:52:09 AM
Grodd want Catwoman action figure for Christmas.
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Jilly
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12/2/2015 8:10:08 AM
Santa, every year you ask and every year I tell you that "All I want for Christmas is you" so we could go "Rockin' around the Christmas tree" in a "Winter Wonderland" with "Three Wise Men" and a "Little Donkey" while "The Herald Angels Sing" Hark!!!..... but if you're not available can I have an IMP Tee-shirt and key ring please?
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Old Man Warner
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12/9/2015 12:13:07 PM
I want a burial plot, I'm gettin' too old for Christmas.
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Stoneman
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12/9/2015 12:25:32 PM
Old man Warner, you really crack me up!
Santa, I don't need anything from you but if you do stop by my house, lets have a drink and a vape together.
Merry Christmas
PS. I don't care if you are the real Santa. Let's party!
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