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12/6/2015 11:09:56 AM
The Wizard of OZ comes to you bearing wisdom

12/6/2015 11:09:56 AM

The Wizard of OZ comes to you bearing wisdom
First of all, thank you for being here, I , the great and mighty wonderful wizard of OZ has finally arrived at I M P.

I come in peace and wish you all prosperity and to learn how to get along, in spite of all your differences of opinion,. I know there are many wise angels and beings of great knowledge who reside here, but I really believe I can help resolve some issues I see here.

I know of my great friend NostraDumbass who speaks with grace and knowledge and the LordGodAlmighty, or something like that.Also My good friend and adviser Dial Emma I notice has also arrived here at this wonderful abode I M P

I have heard from afar about some rumblings of a few of you here who have complained about others piping up whatever comes to their mind and I have arrived to perhaps offer my point of view.

As the great Wizard of OZ, I feel it is important to say whatever is on your mind. So if you have been offended and or peeved about those who you feel have not been fair let me know. I perhaps I can straighten out those few who are stifling you ability to express yourself without fear of reprisal or even having a condescending superior attitude.

I am so glad to be here and will perhaps bring my throne and little people along as well

The Wizard of OZ

12/6/2015 11:15:06 AM

*your

12/6/2015 12:04:09 PM

I hate to say anything. Someone might take offense.









Oops and haha.

12/8/2015 8:16:01 AM

Oz.

Finally a man of distinction to talk to.

Sir, well two things, one, I do so hope that you will be helpful in encouraging the small and the meek to speak up, in the face of loudmouth hating bully-oriented thinkers.

Because that's what all too often ends up happening....

Bullies run rampant, and the doves hide under a chair.

I'm a dove, but one tried and forged in life's own inferno,

so basically, I stand on a chair and throw things.

Okay, so, do what you can, Great And Powerful Oz,

To Really ENCOURAGE People,

HEY, This is YOUR PIPELINE TOO.

Step Up, Speak Up, Just Say It.

And the other thing, Mr Oz....


"there's no place like home...
there's no place like home...
there's no place like home..."

Anytime, now, Great Oz. Let's get crackin'.

Anytime.

~L

12/8/2015 12:05:27 PM

ahem. well now, I see the American Lesley Jane has acknowledged my blog and answered with respect and consideration. I kind Sir. I thank you for that. Now my kind feathered and chirpy bird, you are part bird apparently, you cheep cheep a lot. I could use you as my alarm clock back home in the land of OZ and perhaps have you sit beside me offering your daily wise cracks or even long winded dissertations.

Anyways, to the point my winged one with that lovely furry face. wait a minute are you part cat, yes, you meow in your singing, I heard that too hahaha.You have a very nice voice. well today I talked to Santa Claus , Dial Emma and the LordGodAlmighty whatever he is, and I also have to say along came Nostradumbass today too. We had a big pow wow about you, even Bluto was there, giving his input, as you know he is the moderator around here as the number one mod he has a lot of weight, and told me some things that were somewhat discouraging in the way you are , well, acting, Now Sir we appreciate your input about freedom of speech, saying whats on your mind, all that, and just dumping whatever you feel compelled to spew out, although there are some concerns we have.

Firstly Lesley, can i call you Lesley, yes, anyways dear, I am we are all for free speech, but would request that you tone down all this talk about body part things, woman stuff, like Vagina, Tits, ass, could you do that? we would be happy if you could just do that. like ass is ok of course. There are a number of those around here of course hahaha

You are a very talented person Lesley, a very outgoing, boisterous and super over the top individual with your expressive explosive and amazing vocabulary. You have a wide knowledge and depth of understanding. yet We I feel sometimes you get carried away with all this posting and taunting the Mod, Mr Bluto is very concerned too , I hope you respect Bluto, and realize he could do more then warn you, right , as well Some of my lady friends here at I M P have raised concerns about your behavior, the way your carry about like a Bull in a China Shop and throw around your tits and stuff, talk like that has offended some of the I MP readers here. just sometimes. Are you with me? could you at least consider a few of these suggestions Lesley.

Thank you for your hearty welcome, now I must return to see how the land of OZ is doing, apparently there is a big flood happening and a huge storm, I must hurry back to my beloved land now, talk later. good bye. click you heels now and behave yourself

the Wizard of Oz

12/8/2015 12:13:08 PM

Watch out for the man behind the curtain, this guy appears to be a fraud. He said he talked to me but he didn't. Ho Ho Ho.

12/8/2015 12:27:11 PM

What! well who was that bearded fellow with the Sleigh then, Donald Trump with a beard and white flowing hair, I doubt that hahaha, and, a Jet powered one too that flies at the speed of something or other.

Now who would the fraud be, Well I think you ae the real fake Santa Claus, hahaha you are the evil twin, he warned me about this possibly happening. stand down you impostor and be forewarned, I will tolerate no questioning my mighty and great ability to see through you as the one who is a fakir and a slimy snake sneaking stealthily swinging sliding stunning the poor I M P people trying to convince them you are the real Santa. now i must return to my poor suffering land of OZ with all its tribulations.

click those heels and remember to say.................I must be losing my mind hahaha

The Great and Mighty Wizard of Oz has spoken

12/8/2015 12:32:03 PM

Why you Santa-hatin' charlatan.

12/8/2015 12:39:54 PM

Fake Santa Claus, you made me come back, as I was leaving in my balloon a hot air driven one, and turned the thing around and have landed back here at I M P headquarters , you are the charlatan and I am not a Santa-hatin' charlatan, I am the real Wizard of Oz and you dare to call me Santa hatin' well I never, quit interrupting me so I can return to my wonderful but beleaguered land of Oz, it is in such a terrible state. My iPhone is not working now, I will blame you, it got wet with all this rain coming into the balloon basket thing, damn, so now i can't contact Dorothy and Toto, i am so heart broken. sigh. off I go, you have caused me great grief today you fake Santa claus you ......toodles.....off the wizard goes again. but will return to chat with Lesley perhaps. now you all behave yourselves while I am gone, and to fix my iPhone too.

12/8/2015 2:08:01 PM

...here we go

Lesley can post whatever she wants as far as I'm concerned. Don't read her posts if you don't like them.
I am more concerned about those who contribute than I am some potential bullshit anticipatory fuckall based entirely on conjecture and fear.

Grow up, anon coward.

12/10/2015 9:59:49 AM

You know, Mr Oz....

Hey,

Oz rhymes with Claus....

What if, they're, the, same....

Oh nevermind.

You know, Folks,

And Thanks For Chiming on my Behalf Noah, I love you Eternally For That, Bro.

My whole purpose, is believe it or not, to be some sort of Teacher.

In short, the thing I try to teach is 'how to be a freer person'.

If you're a freer person, you're probably more alive.

Now I realize to a guy from the 1930s
(if you're the movie version, or turn of the century if you're the book version)

the concept of 'free' or 'freer', 'freedom' etc...
might still be a relatively new one....

But let me give you an example.

Remember the World's Fair?

The only one you'd know, from 1939?

Okay, now that, was some Really Free Flowing Early American Freedom.
But it gets even better!

Because in 1964, they do another one, in the same place,
Flushing Meadow Park, which is Off The Hook.

I'm always flagging down H.G. and we do the tea afternoon thing there.

Right at the restaurant on stilts.

Now.

About another matter.

I'm not here to teach you all how to be stuck up prudes.
That, apparently you all know.

Not only are the men offended at Free Unbridled and Unmuzzled
Femininity, making her way, as you say
'throwing her tits around the china shop like the queen taking no bull'
or however it was you put that....

but now you tell me, even the women, some of them,
were upset.

Why should that surprise me?

Here's a woman, easily freer than they,
and Oh My God, he's technically, a, I mean, uh, she has a what?

Yes, Ladies & Gentlemen.

I have a boy thing.

But I really do have nice breasts.

Oh go on, tell me I'm now out of line saying 'breasts'.

And I'll recommend you all go to bed without supper 'cause
what's the point of anything, they beat you down, there's no helping
you back up. You're as you like to be, flat, and wanna stay that way.

No problem.

To say it as they do in Oz,

"Why didn't ya say so? That's a horse of a different color!"


Noah, I swear the more I hear you say to me, the more I like you.

I realize you're married and all, so, not to worry...

But yeah, I call out the anons too....

They just huff and puff at me like cartoons do.

Yes Bluto, you COULD moderate me,
which means you could Censor me,

(A very 1930s thing, but that's Bluto's era, that's his 'now'... if you will...)

(as it may be yours, Grand Wiz of a Wiz...)

But then I'm the American Underdog, and you the Nazi I upset.

Are you upset? Tell me, I'm a good listener.

No you can't see 'em, I put the girls away, you're not worthy, none of you.

Okay, Noah I'd show 'em to, but he's married, he's a gentleman,
and he won't ask of course.

Anyway, Mr Grand and Powerful Oz,

I also note you're a Champion Hot Air Balloon Pilot as well.

Why doesn't that surprise me? Oh that's right. It was in the movie.

That was almost the way I was gonna get home
(I'm Dorothy in another life, Reaaaly I am...)

before I clicked my heels and woke back up in black n white.

Which kinda sucked. I was getting to like color.

So, Bless you Noah...

and Bless you, any of you who have been secretly or not so secretly
cheering on my ebullience and verve and rockin' pair of 'em too...

(maybe I should repost that particular artist photo 'girls on fire' and oh they are)

And that's, as they say Ladies & Gentlemen,

All She Wrote.

For now.

Till the next time I feel like saying something.

But not to Emma.

Emma I lost someone during Christmas.
But you couldn't even tell me what you thought of the Dial Emma song.

So thanks for bringing up a hurt I've been three years in forgetting,
and it still ain't worked,

and thanks for not saying my song sucks. It was okay.
Wasn't bad. Was basically a Dial Emma commercial.

Oh what. Now somebody's gonna tell me I mustn't talk about that in Oz?

Well I can't talk about it around Emma, she does not like me at all apparently.

Hey, it's okay. I don't even know her.

I'll totally bet that's not her picture.

Okay less crass words,
See? I HAVE considered your words Mr Oz.

I have indeed.

I've been being a woman, but in a mannish way.

Best to have a bit more, what's the word? Aplomb. That's the word.

Just so.

I stand corrected, the girls sit adjusted.

But I totally get to squeeze 'em. Whoohooo.

~L

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