5/27/2016 5:35:36 AM
my new rant - Dinosaurs

5/26/2016 1:13:56 AM
Anybody have any ideas what my next rant should be about?

5/16/2016 6:57:21 AM
another brand new rant about Internet Bullies

5/11/2016 11:04:17 PM
Futility - a brand new rant, my first new one in many years

3/28/2016 10:37:59 AM
Lethargy

3/20/2016 9:10:18 AM
Adversity

5/26/2016 1:13:56 AM

Anybody have any ideas what my next rant should be about?
something in my area of expertise would be good, that means basically anything. haha

Seriously the response to my last rant almost broke the Stat Cave so y'all know you'll be listenin'. I could talk about the delicious all you care to eat King Crab Leg meal I ate last night or maybe something you care about. btw isn't it interesting that they don't say all-you-can-eat anymore but rather all you care to eat. :D

5/26/2016 2:43:36 AM

Post modernism please.

5/26/2016 3:51:27 AM

That's too interlectual for me.

You actually gave me an idea though, I think I'll take a nap, contemplate, and when I wake up do one that will change the world. :)

5/26/2016 4:50:41 AM

Johnathan Richman - one of the original post modernists

5/26/2016 8:02:12 AM

Yeah, this place needs a little up market culture and intellectualism ;) any other volunteers?

5/26/2016 8:03:50 AM

Postmodernism...
While they may be a word,
is it not in fact an oxymoron? A contradiction in terms in other words.

Modern is supposedly 'up to date'. Post means past that.
Past now? Now is Now, Here, Now, Today, Right Now.
Past now? That's Tomorrow. Which is an Unknown.

See? Confusing term to say the least.

5/26/2016 8:10:23 AM

I think, to now respond to Scott,

the appeal of your rants, may gravitate,
to stuff you actually have a beef with.

You can rant about how good the King Crab Legs were,
but that is not a likely rant to go viral. Though now that I've said that,
you may do it anyway to see if you can prove me wrong.
Let me know how that works, I'm legitimately curious.

I suspect, that you going on and on about
something you liked, isn't going to be as 'fun' to listen to,
as something you really can't stand.

That makes it more 'ranty'.

Unless the King Crab Legs fought you off,
and did a little dance on your plate to scoff right at you,

I suspect it's a rant based on
'Seriously, these things were so good, I nearly slept
under the table so I could be there first thing the next morning
and have more of these suckers'

and you see how far you have to go to make that entertaining.

How about,

Euphemisms.

Now that, you can really split open like a watermelon with a sledge hammer.

Our culture is awash in them.

There are a ton of them.

And it's all part of the art of saying pretty much nothing.

Some people go on their whole life doing that.
Some try and say stuff, realize no one's listening, and improvise.
Whatever works.

Well you are an interesting speaker.

I'm not sure that I'd necessarily tune in to hear
how good the King Crabs Legs were....

unless they really did do a dance,

then I'm in.

5/26/2016 9:56:18 AM

The only anger I have about the king crabs dinner is that near the end I suspect the kitchen was giving us softly cooked ones which are harder to crack in order to slow us down.

And also it was incredibly loud in there, the music was on to low. 2 tables away there was this woman laughing like a nutjob with an open mouth.

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