Shank Godley Butcher
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12/2/2006 10:12:47 AM
Who Wrote The Bible?
God Knows
Who wrote the bible?
Peter Carey.
Peter Carey?
Yeah, I know, he’s very good.
I didn’t know that.
I think he won a Pulitzer for it.
What year?
Um…oh, hang on.
Ah, I thought you got that one wrong.
Yeah, it was God who wrote the bible. He used a few ghost-writers though.
Haven’t read it.
Epic.
Any other titles by God I might know?
Not really, I think he self-published a short story collection earlier, but his career really didn’t take off until the Old Testament.
He wrote the screenplay for the Charlies Angels sequel.
Wow, I loved that.
Yeah, for me it’s Gone With The Wind and the Charlies Angels sequel fighting it out for greatest film of all time. Oh, I’ll add The Deer Hunter to that list too, although I do think the Charlies Angels sequel is obviously the technically superior film.
Did God write Anaconda?
You get the feeling he was involved, don’t you?
Yep. It has the two most important criteria covered – it has a massive paper machete monster and an ex-gangster rapper. Whenever you can get forces that powerful together, it’s like a cinematic planetary alignment.
It is a spectacular union.
So, what’s God’s latest release?
A cookbook.
Wow.
Yeah, I’ve got a copy here.
It looks comprehensive.
It is, but … hmm… that’s strange.
What?
There doesn’t appear to be a section on Pork...
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