Greg Sinclair
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8/3/2006 10:36:22 AM
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Let's get straight to the news
1. Is it really the 21st Century?
Violence rages on in the Middle East as Hezbollah and Israel continue to battle. I'm rooting for Hezbollah, because I've got five grand riding on them and I don't like Jews.....No wait ..That's Mel Gibson!!!
2.Does anyone really care?
Lance Bass just announced that he's gay. On a related note, water is wet, sugar is sweet and I'm a big supporter of the Indie Music Scene. By the time you read this I'm sure you will have heard a thousand Lance Bass jokes, so I'm not going to tread such familiar territory. The internet spreads jokes so quickly that a Lance Bass joke would be about as fresh as a Monica Lewinsky joke. Now, if I showed you pictures of Lance Bass blowing President Bush, then I'd have something.
3. Sad state of the system...
Andrea Yates was recently found not guilty by reason of insanity after she drowned her five children roughly five years ago. I wish I'd thought of an insanity plea.... I don't even want to think about how much money I've wasted on bribes. Was OJ on the jury?
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