Geetan
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3/9/2006 3:12:06 PM
America!......How could you!
Oh no!
This is just too much.
America, you know I love you. Sure, I may bitch about your administration every now and then, but I’m not sure I forgive you this.
James Blunt (which will one day be cockney rhyming slang) has become the first British artist to top the Billboard chart. His song, ‘You’re Beautiful’ was written, so the legend goes, after he saw an ex girlfriend boarding a train with another man. I imagine the reason she was an ex is because she heard the demo for the song. It was either a case of leave him or kill him and she failed to take the lesser of two evils; thus she is an ex-girlfriend rather than an ex-convict.
Alex Needham, deputy editor of NME suggested ‘You’re Beautiful’ was ‘ a very commercial record that is average enough to have universal appeal.’
About the phenomenal success of James Blunt, the report stated he has been catapulted to stardom by….
Hey…
That’s the solution
Let’s catapult him
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chrysesofia
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3/11/2006 1:31:03 PM
cockney rhyming slang for ... punt.
amen. the nationality i don't care about so much; the pastina mediocrity, i do. if you're gonna hit me over the head with something, repeatedly, it had better be more substantial than ... that, which leaves me just short enough of comatose to turn around and put you out of our misery. besides which it sounds like a very unhappy duck getting kicked in the eggs.
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