Intergalactic Church of the Almighty Rod
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6/5/2006 8:09:55 PM
Prosaic Perambulation
Dig that title eh? Today rather than "fighting the power" or pontificating on the finer points of misunderstood spiritual practices, I'm just going to type whatever comes into my head. It won't be the next Ulysses, but it should be interesting.
I haven't been around much lately, started working at the gas station again. I figured I'd go back to my nice evening schedule, but of course my luck is nothing like that. I got shackled with the day shift, 7 11's ya'll. Yeah the money is good and I do need it, but FUCK am I tired. It's like all the energy has been sucked right out of me. My feet are killing me too.
Working this schedule again got me thinking(yep a dangeroud thing). If certain belief structures are correct, god works 6 days a week 24 hours a day, why do you barge into his house and bother him on his only day off?
Of course this led to further thought. Remember that ad campaign from a few years back, the billboards that had "cute" little quips from god, like "What part of "thou shalt not" did you not understand?" (my personal favourite). Once I was asked by some schmuck to participate in a "what does God say" forum, of course this forum didn't exist and this guy was just taking the opportunity to be an ass at the expense of my ordination. Contrary to popular opinion Rev is actually short for "reverend" not "revolting". Sorry to burst your bubble. Anyway, I had some ideas for a new series of billboards and I'm gonna post them here because I have nothing else to talk about.
1. Ph33r m1 1337 sk1llz!!!!111!one!!11
2. No I'm not going to help you win the lottery!
3. When you talk to me it's called prayer. When I talk to you it's called paranoid schitzophrenia.
4. Note to self: Next time use a smarter animal.
5. Hey wait, I never said that!
6. I turn my back for a minute and...
Feel free to add your own.
I'm moving into my house at the end of the month...'bout fucking time I say. My apartment is way too small for the three of us. Ahhh to actually have a sound room again instead of a corner of the living room. I'm really going to like having the ability to crank up the stereo past 4.
I actually ate shrimp toast for the first time yesterday. It was damn good, I don't know why I never tried it before. Most people are shocked when I tell them I can't stand sushi/sashimi. That guy had to have been really drunk...really really drunk.
DaDa Vinci Code: Geeze you can't write a book or make a movie about a certain carpenter without stirring up controversy. I mean sheesh, it's a damn book...a book that rips off another couple of books. What if it's true? Jesus had kid(s) big fat hairy deal. I doubt Ron Howard will be getting any of my money, but I might go ahead and read the book. Speaking of which, when is Another Roadside Attraction going to be made into a movie? Or better yet Jitterbug Perfume and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
Coboy Bebop quote of the day(Then I'll stop...I promise)
Jet: So Charlie says, "only hands can wash hands. In order to recieve you have to give."
Spike: Somehow I don't think Charlie Parker would quote Goethe.
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