Intergalactic Church of the Almighty Rod
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5/11/2006 5:16:19 PM
OMGWTFBBQ!!! It's the BOOGEYMAN!!!
Man this mother fucker gets around and wears all kinds of faces. Earlier today I heard the usual anti-Muslim hatemongering on Rush Limbaugh. "These guys have a 7th century mentality. Either convert to the truth of Allah and Islam or we'll cut your heads off."(not a direct quote) OMG run for your lives the Shiites are gonna nuke us all. Go ahead Iran make my day, the "War on Terror" is just wasting money and not thinning the world population as much as it should be. Say why are you guest hosting again? Really? Lamebaugh has decided to cut out the hillbilly version and go straight for the real thing. No just irregularity problems? You gotta be kidding me. The fact that he is full of shit has never prevented him from getting on the air before.
"Behead the infidels!" Well shit where do I sign up, I've been wanting to do that for years. Hey wait, if I start screaming that you are infidels and behead you, do I get your virgins when some Marine sniper takes me out? Man I'm liking this jihad idea. Can I dress my virgins in Sailor Moon outfits instead of burkas? Wait a sec who are we fighting? The Great Satan? Well if he's so great why do I want to kill 'im? Man you are about as full of shit as the Republicans. Oh and BTW Mohammed told me to tell you, "Read the book again asshole!"
Since apparently we can't seem to kill ourselves fast enough, mamma nature has whipped up her latest secret weapon, the bird flu. The Boogeyman's very own personal "mini me". Geeze it's not like fucking pigeons don't shit everywhere as it is. The CDC estimates that if the bird flu were to spead exactly as computer models predict, 75% of the world will be covered in excrement in a matter of months. Oh wait I'm sorry I got those stats confused those are old numbers from the last Presidential campaign.
If Iran doesn't nuke us, the Muslims don't behead us all, and the fucking birds don't drown us in diarrhea then guess what the boogeyman's next option is, he puts on a fucking badge. That's right people our own government is gonna kill us all. Unless of course it gets bogged down in committee because the Senator from Bumfuc Kansas wants a subsidy on instant oatmeal. Here is the proof, police videotape protests. OMFG!! I guess Wal-Mart and my bank are trying to kill me too. So here is the deal. Some freakazoid has posted this video up on CrackSpace(I mean that right there proves it's worth to society). So in this video there is a chick with a fairly sexy voice prattling on about how the government is fascist and evil because cops were armed with video cameras at a protest 4 years ago and cutting it with obligatory newsreel footage of Hitler and stuff like that. Clever proaganda. But you know what really got me...
1. A three year old got alledgedly peppersprayed. This itself is bad enough but, what the fuck kinda braindead sleazebag takes a three year old to a fucking protest and then proceeds to stand near the police line while supposed civilized and cultured human beings shout insults at other human beings armed with pepperspray and have a tendency to be as edgy as the rest of us assholes(perhaps even moreso).
2. She asks how come "we" stood there and accepted the police videotaping "us". Why weren't "we" carrying baseball bats? I guess you wanted to get that poor three year old shot huh? It's not your kid what do you care as long as you have your legit gripe against the government. Fucking whore!
3. Her suggestion for future protest attire now that the nazis are shooting video of "us". Cover your face, hide your identity. Yeah that's just perfect, baseball bats and bandanas over your face. What a way to show that you are there for a peaceful protest.
Why the hell is everyone trying to makes us live in fear of something or another? No one has cornered the market on it everybody uses fear to get their point across. None of these fucks wants you to think for yourself. Question authority as long as it's the authority "we" want you to question. We a
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