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8/7/2006 5:13:14 PM
VH1 called, they want me to be the next Flava Flav.
Just think, 30 girls coming to live in my crib, competing to see who gets to be my homegirl. Oh the rigorous tests I'd put them through. Here are some I thought of off the top of my head..
1) Could they remember all my #1 songs at mp3.com ? Could they remember one ? Have they ever heard of mp3.com ? Do they know what an indie is ? :D
2) Would they wear my clock tattooed on their heineys ?
3) Would they clean up my messy studio, the most daunting task of all.
4) Would they wear placards that say Father Time is the last rock hope and march thru shopping malls ?
Should I take the gig even if it requires me acting dopey like Flava Flav ?
ok, I'll do it, for the indies.
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