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fly on the wall
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7/10/2015 3:49:30 PM
I got into a bar fight last night.
well.. more or less. I was mindin' my own business, some guy sits down next to me, within a minute he's talking really loud on his cellphone. I mean it was oppressive. I exchange a look with the bartender. In about 10 minutes the guy is done with his call, and says to me "You got a problem?"
I said yeah, you!
He puts his hand on my shoulder, with my other arm I swipe his phone off the bar about 6 feet across the floor. He is outraged, goes to punch me, but I'm too quick, I push him off his barstool before he can get off a blow. Then he comes runnin' at me but I slide left like a matador and he misses me, ends up slamming into some other guy in the next seat who didn't take too kindly to that.
Course I'm a lover, not a fighter so I take a walk over to the pinball machine to play while those 2 are shovin'. In a few I see security escorting both of them out. I won a couple free games, played about an hour for my 50 cents.
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Bryon Tosoff
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7/10/2015 3:53:50 PM
u Quick cause you fly too fast and buzz off and watch what goes down on the wall
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Stoneman
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7/10/2015 8:09:37 PM
When I was in the military it always seemed inevitable that a night out with my shipmates would end in a bar brawl. I have seen my share and even got thrown threw a plate glass window in Hong Kong back in 60 something. I believe it was a British Marine that picked me up over his head and threw me. Good thing I was well lubricated. Got up and stumbled back in there to help my mates get out before the shore patrol got there. Good job of avoiding fisticuffs Fly. The only thing worst than a drunk is a mean one. Lots of people go in the bar looking for trouble. I played a gig at a C&W bar in South once and the brawl got so bad that they burned the joint down. Worst part for us was that we didn't even get paid for the damn gig. Some folks get really ornery at the watering hole.
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Shoe City Sound
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7/10/2015 8:41:40 PM
Long time ago I was a regular at a really crazy local bar - Enrico's. All sorts of wild characters dressed in amazing clothes and a fabulous jukebox and of course cheap drinks. When a fight was about to break out the bartender would always grab me and put me behind the bar haha - sexist I guess, but I was grateful, believe me.
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Noah Spaceship
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7/13/2015 2:24:39 PM
I love it. Haha. 10 as an audio engineer at a large private club. Good times.
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Verity
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7/14/2015 2:47:40 AM
I was going to tell a few "Guy/Fly walks into a bar" jokes but on researching I found that Tyler Farr already made #1 on Billboard (Country) with this pun last year. You should write his lyrics Fly
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EM GIEL
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7/20/2015 6:14:07 AM
---- Updated 7/20/2015 10:27:25 PM
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EM GIEL
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7/20/2015 6:38:44 AM
---- Updated 7/20/2015 10:26:29 PM
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7/20/2015 10:34:10 PM
Why did you take your posts away, Em Giel ?
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EM GIEL
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7/25/2015 5:51:19 AM
---- Updated 7/25/2015 6:08:17 AM
well..I think that we are monitored ...not saying it's a bad thing keeping in mind that terrorism in our country has been kept down. Nonetheless, what are the chances of not being monitored if even the German Chancellor's cell. phone conversations are listened to? So freedom of speech and expression is clearly in danger. And yet, after recalling my stories...if my friend Scott asks me to re-post them, my real inner me obligates me to say the following (hope it is entertaining):
NRA (there are shootings every day and get rid of the guns) Thank you Mr. Obama for trying to stop them but it seems to be impossible.
Republicans (You don't care about the middle class)
Donald Trump should start a circus business
Now my repeat of the original post:
Shot in NYC at Morning Side Heights
Blood Gang members knocked me out in the Bronx, a community where I love everybody and everybody seems to like me
Skinheads trying to kill me after I had a Anti-Nazi concert in Germany and told via Radio (13 million people /WDR2) that the Nazis should f.themseves. Of course...my phone would never stop ringing for about 3 months and I woud get murder threats
Denmark: A very nice girls walks into the only existing bar in Karup, her not so friendly boyfriend tries to hit me, but people around me were much quicker..and the place was closed for 3 months
Randy, a real local of Delaware takes me to a bar in Newark and explains that he feels like having a vodka. Only problem is that every-time he has one there will be a bar fight. I smile in disbelief...well, I saw chairs flying, baseball bats flying...etc
What is the most important message is that all races, religions and nationalities, sexual orientation share one thing:
Good people, nice people, responsible people, or others. Nobody should be judged because of the others but everybody should judge the others because they are the problem.
All the best!!
Long live free speech
EM GIEL
http://iacmusic.com/songs.aspx?SongID=91788&ArtistID=116452
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7/25/2015 6:15:20 AM
Thanks for that. and if they're worried about us talking about bar fights on the pipeline the world is even more fucked up than I imagine!
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EM GIEL
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7/25/2015 6:58:41 AM
It's beyond anybody could imagine.
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