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fly on the wall
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9/7/2015 2:58:19 PM
how to tell it's the wrong girl for you
1. She says she wants a long term relationship but only by texting.
2. You take her out for steak and she puts catsup on her meat.
3. When singing along to the radio, she yodels!
4. She only has one CD in her car and it's the band Creed.
5. She shows up at your work yelling "you da baby daddy!"
6. She stole your car and didn't bring it back for several months.
7. When you let her play your 45s, she prefers the Yoko Ono song on the back of Lennon's single.
8. You find an index to 650 naked male pix on her iPhone,
9. She hides your remote where you can never find it.
10. She brings you breakfast in bed but it's a frozen meal she neglected to put in the microwave.
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Stoneman
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9/7/2015 9:44:45 PM
Yeah, I would say that those are some really bright Red Flags! I wouldn't be concerned about the male pix though. But if they were female pix I would be uh, well, is there something we haven't talked about yet? I wonder if any of the IMP women could counter with a list about the wrong guy? Turn about is fair play!
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Noah Spaceship
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9/7/2015 11:15:40 PM
My first wife did all of that,.. Except for the texting. It wasn't invented back then.
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Noah Spaceship
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9/7/2015 11:17:32 PM
And it was a cassette single of pour sugar on me
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fly on the wall
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9/7/2015 11:49:03 PM
Poah some sugah on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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LyinDan
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9/8/2015 3:24:56 PM
"2. You take her out for steak and she puts catsup on her meat."
WTH is wrong with that? BYOB, I say.
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