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fly on the wall
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9/30/2015 11:40:27 AM
some things you just can't anticipate
I'm not sure why this story came to mind today but I thought I'd share it with my pipeline buds.
I was a senior in high school and was doing something I did often, plotting ways to get some action from girls. Anyway a while previous to this I had dated this tremendously beautiful girl named Marie, who my friends nicknamed "the bitch" because she just had a snotty way about her. Things didn't go that well with Marie and that ended prematurely, she was just immature, the chemistry didn't gel. So the ritual of I think it was homecoming dance came around and these times you looked for a new match cause girls like to go to dances. I had communicated with Marie at times thru her older sister JoAnn and somehow ended up dropping JoAnn off from some school event and on the spur of the moment I asked Her to the dance, and she quickly accepted.
Next I arranged for a private-ish post dance party at my friend Barb's house, it was just going to be me and JoAnn, and Barb and her date, which I had to line up for her because he was my best friend at the time. A side part of this story was that Barb was going to the dance with somebody else, another friend and she was going to play sick afterwards so she could go to the party with my other friend. Oh the tangled web..
Anyway to make a long story a little shorter, I found myself at said party in a bedroom at Barb's house with JoAnn. Barb's parents were out of town. Everything lined up perfectly, the plan manifested itself with no hitches. JoAnn knew what was supposed to come next, as did I. However, horny teen that I was, reacting to JoAnn sitting on the bed, I quickly realized to my surprise that I had absolutely no desire for JoAnn. She seemed totally sisterly all of the sudden. Okay I knew she wasn't nearly as good looking as her sister but why did I even ask her to the dance? and why did I not just decide to do the act anyway? That's the part that still puzzles me yet I know I had absolutely no yearning at the time, I feel it like it happened yesterday. Anyway I know it disappointed her but I soon moved to take her home, some shitty party. It's one of the only times I remember that I didn't go for the gusto in my lifetime.
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9/30/2015 11:57:31 AM
It's funny but I can't visualise this scenario at all because I don't think of you as anything but a sweet, harmless little creature and the idea of you "going for the gusto" with a real girlie, however ugly and sisterly she be.... well, my imagination don't stretch that far - unless FOTW is just your alter ego and really you're just an undercover randy guy with animal instincts like the rest of them :)
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Stoneman
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9/30/2015 12:02:34 PM
Such a sad story. Didn't even get your Willy wet. Sort of depressing. But you learned a valuable lesson. Don't choose a Jo Ann unless you have had dreams about her ta ta's in your mouth! And, the good looking ones are often the bitchy ones. Go figure......
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fly on the wall
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9/30/2015 12:03:49 PM
JoAnn was far from ugly, was built better than Marie I'd say, too.
So have you ever considered dating a sweet fly yourself?
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Stoneman
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9/30/2015 12:09:32 PM
Naw, I am a sucker for a big butt with huge breasts. Flies seem to like flying around and laying in shit. Not my type at all. But I respect them as long as they stay off of my food.
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fly on the wall
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9/30/2015 12:12:29 PM
That dating question was for Jillianne. :~)
That laying in shit thing is a myth by the way, only flies I know that do that are horseflies and they're practically mammal!
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Stoneman
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9/30/2015 11:08:12 PM
Oh, my bad, Didn't know it wasn't for me or that their is a hierarchy amongst flies. I learn something new everyday. Or, as the great poet Biggie Smalls once said: If you don't know, now you know. Didn't mean to fly bash either. It was just an observation.
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fly on the wall
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9/30/2015 11:54:00 PM
s'ok, I know there was no offense intended. Besides I've evaded a lot of swats in my day, I tend to just move to the next window or light fixture.
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10/1/2015 3:00:05 AM
In reply to the question, No, I have never considered eating a sweet fly, I'm a vegan!
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Holo Lukaloa
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10/1/2015 5:07:55 AM
I like that sweet tea they sell at McDonalds.
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