fly on the wall
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11/5/2007 3:27:29 AM
Song comments you'll never read in a music site critique
1. Your song was good, I enjoyed it, but then I saw your artist pic and barfed. After mulling it over further, I've concluded the song sucks.
2. You should ditch the verses and chorus and just use the bridge. To jump off of!
3. The lyrics were the best part. (said on an instrumental)
4. Your song climbed out of the speakers and massaged my private parts.
5. The panflute solo rocked!
6. After listening to your tune, I wrote IAC to ask if I could take back the listen cause I felt guilty that I helped that atrocious song go up the charts.
7. I listened to your song naked and danced in front of my webcam then I put it on You Tube, here's the link!
8. That was not alternative modern rock, I'm suing you for false advertising.
9. You think your song should be on Hitline but really it should be on Shitline.
10. I put a link to your music on My Space to scare away fake friends.
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