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fly on the wall
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3/1/2008 11:38:19 PM
Too bad life isn't a picnic cause I like picnics.
I like to take my fly girlfriend to a picnic. We fly around eating the grease off people's fried chicken and the salt off their potato salad. They swat at us like flailing lummoxes and we buzz around them making them crazy. Then after filling our fly bellies we go off and fornicate either in midair or on some tree leaf that strikes our fancy. Then we come back to the picnic and buzz around their heads a little more just because we can. I love Sundays cause there's always a good picnic to invade. Sometimes there's even German chocolate cake, good grief, life is just too good. Thank god I'm not human, then I'd have to work and make a living. Fuck that.
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Verity
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3/2/2008 12:07:39 AM
Sometimes Fly you go just a little too far for the tastes of the more sensitive readers here - you just fly in the face of decency. Stay away from my picnic thank you or I will catch you in my honeypot and slam the lid on
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fly on the wall
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3/2/2008 12:13:20 AM
Alas Miss Verity, I didn't realize that fornicating was too raunchy for your delicate sensibilities. :~D I apologize to you and all the other innocents I may have corrupted with my picnicky post.
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3/2/2008 12:48:11 AM
I once witnesses two flies fornicating, as you say, but they had slammed head on into the glass of a window thus killing themselves on contact. The interesting thing was that they had just stuck there, still conjoined in full on fly love... forever and ever in maggot making position together. How beautiful... I hope they were able to vomit on as many poo pies or should I say doggy truffles before the end of their obnoxious little buzzing existence had so abruptly ended... I mean, technically they should have had at least another 10 minutes before expiring.
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Verity
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3/2/2008 1:10:44 AM
I just think there's a time and a place ya know - someone could actually have their picnic ruined with these unhealthy images
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3/2/2008 1:10:56 AM
That sounds almost exactly like some sex I had with a college girlfriend who was a bit of a methhead. I thought we had both died but then I realized I was thirsty and wanted another beer.
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srm
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3/2/2008 1:28:47 AM
There ARE worse ways to expire. Hopefully, the two flies had eaten first.
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Larry W Johnson_
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3/2/2008 1:40:29 AM
That sounds almost exactly like some sex I had with a college girlfriend who was a bit of a methhead. I thought we had both died but then I realized I was thirsty and wanted another beer.
....Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! I'll bet U literally had to "FLY" 2 the liquor store FT. :D
..and when U got back you probably had the urge 2 "SWAT" her behind... heh heh
...if this keeps up, someone's gonna "RAID" this picnic...he he he
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srm
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3/2/2008 1:43:42 AM
All these insect puns are encouraging me to fly.
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srm
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3/2/2008 1:44:13 AM
...or is that flea?
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Larry W Johnson_
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3/2/2008 1:49:03 AM
look out srm or U may be the target of ....a FLY-BY"...heh
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srm
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3/2/2008 2:40:58 AM
Oh deer, I better duck!
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Steve Ison
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3/2/2008 2:50:28 AM
Are flies n mosquitoes Satans messengers on earth?
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srm
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3/2/2008 3:06:52 AM
Yes. They whisper not-so-sweet nothings in you ear.
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Tony Vani and Debbie Hoskin
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3/2/2008 4:18:49 AM
I use to think flies were pretty disgusting but I've changed my mind about that. They work hard to clean up the rot and mess. They create those cute little maggots that clean the bottom of the garbage bag when it starts to stink in the summer. deb
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3/2/2008 4:44:06 AM
...and they solve crimes too... but they still get on my nerves
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3/2/2008 5:24:15 AM
I wanna know ...who killed the pig ?......
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srm
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3/2/2008 6:43:27 AM
Elmer Fudd.
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