fly on the wall
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5/2/2008 9:21:55 PM
I'm going for a new look like Madonna used to do for every record.
It involves overall dungarees, a bow tie, and a goatee. I'm also going to let my bare ass cheeks hang out and wear flip-flops on my feet. Then I'm going to market a new line of rabbit skin bandanas. My first feature article is in Vanity Fair, and it's called "This Fly Is Always Open For Business".
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Larz Boah
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5/3/2008 2:56:40 AM
and why not?...a bit of Green Acres, beatnik, Jimmy Buffet beach bum, ACDC bum
exposed look to shock the masses...rabbit skin bandanas?....wtf?....not 2 sure if
this mix-mosh attire will go over 2 good, but one things for sure...this issue of
Vanity Fair will be 'flying' off the shelfs....most likely a recall... heh heh........I can't
believe i'm replying to another one of your stupid blogs Fly! I'm off 2 have my head
examined tommorrow...would it be alright if i wore one of the new fly bandanas?
Send me one and the new issh of V Fair when it hit's the stand...i wanna send it
2 my dear grandpappy...maybe it'll schock him 2 his senses...i have 2 get even
for all the years he made me watch the news when i wanted to stay out all night
with the lil hillbilly girls ...do you realize all the sweet kisses he kept me from!?...
I'm so mad now fly!...see what your blogs do?...ok...forget the VF issue...let's
Both go over to his house dressed in your new...er...hideous attire, jump up
and down in his driveway, and when he comes out, we'll Both start peeing all
over his John Deere tractor!.. he he....gee, i hope he can't find his shotgun.
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