fly on the wall
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5/7/2008 8:11:32 AM
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Humans, like flies, are a series of different species.
Some are from a far more evolved DNA, like me for instance. :~D
Some are dopey and actually speak like Goofy.
Some have normal voices but are hapless dullards. Too many!!
They really should classify humans, brand them underneath their armpits and send the best to special schools to run the world.
I have generally found it difficult to find a lady in my particular gifted grouping but the good news is, they are out there. Not many of them though. Maybe 3 in the world, if that.
Some of these groupings are already naturally selected. They meet at hunting camps and Nascar races. A bunch of them watch American Idol together in sync on Tuesday nights. This group should be shipped off to the Yukon where there is plenty of room for them to discuss what happened last night on the show. Think of how much less cluttered it would be if we used up some of that cold wilderness for this less fit species.
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srm
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5/7/2008 9:11:04 AM
Douglas Adams suggested a "B" ark- a spaceship designed to evacuate the 'important' people (like politicians, A&R execs, etc.), before the mutant star goat ate the planet.
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